What's the funniest tweet you've read today?

[Anonymous]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Still-alive]

Even McDonalds is flying their flags at Half-staff for Charlie Kirk. Would you be honored?

lol

[Anonymous]

He also said this:

"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."

Talk about taking one for the team.

[Anonymous]

He also said empathy was dangerous so no need to feel bad for him or his family. That would be disrespectful to his beliefs...

[KostasKouvalis]

I wish we could know what was going through his mind during those final moments.
I wonder had he survived, if his stance would've changed.
I do find it so ironic that he was killed by the very thing he was advocating for.

[dustybiker2]

[Anonymous]

I guess libtards need to feel like winners for once when their entire existence is to be the losers of society

[seeyounexttuesday]

All three are showing you who they are.

[Asker]

@seeyounexttuesday 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

@asker you know it's funny because it's true

I hope you keep that same energy and keep laughing when a illegal refugee sexual assaults someone you care about

[Asker]

HAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DrPepper12]

Scottish descriptions of Trump. 2, 5 & 9 are my absolute favs!!

[AviatorTom]

I don't read tweets... ever.

That one is tasteless.

[Anonymous]

Your hatred is showing, oh kind and compassionate one.

[Syntosi]

Compassion for the conned. Contempt for the conmen. Kirk was a conman.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi you are part of the problem.

[Syntosi]

And Kirk is no longer part of the problem. He is a solved problem. Case closed.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi and you are absolute hate filled garbage. You think you're so superior, but believing someone should die because of words, because they don't believe as you do, that makes you less than.

[Syntosi]

Yes, yes. Keep undermining your own position since everything you just said applies to Kirk far more than to me.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi it absolutely applies to you. You are just too smug to see it. You are convinced you are right and anyone who doesn't agree is fair game to be murdered. And I still don't feel you deserve to be murdered, as garbage as you are.

[Syntosi]

Where have I said that people should be murdered? All I have done is pointed out is that there are consequences for your actions and that Kirk in particular earned whatever he got himself through his endless dedication for spreading hatred and propaganda. It was bound to catch up with him at some point, it just happened to be an assassin this time.

This is just an example of karma.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi you speak about it as if you have no problem with it. You spread hatred as well. You just believe your hatred is justified. The ends always justify the means in your world.

[Syntosi]

I dont have a problem with it. I am of the firm belief that if you tempt fate too much then that is your own funeral. Had he been a normal person, doing normal things then I would feel bad for him but since he was actively antagonizing and contributing towards his own demise, even when he was warned that this would likely happen, then at that point its just the consequences of his own actions.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi keep that same energy for criminals and illegals when they get deported. Seems to me they're tempting fate too.

[Syntosi]

Sure, criminals should expect the police to crack down on them. As for illegal immigrants, I literally dont care since I dont care if someone crosses an imaginary line on a map and I consider citizenship to be a government problem, not a me problem. Its the government that cares if people are documented or not, I personally dont have any idea who any of the people around me on the street are and it makes literally no difference to me if they are "illegal" or not.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi then you can take them in

[Syntosi]

Hahaha! You think that is a threat to me? I would love to take them in. All of them. Do you realize that this would make me the richest person in human history? You really dont get it.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi what's stopping you?

[Syntosi]

You think its that easy to get them? Countries are literally fighting over immigrants because they are so economically beneficial, be they "illegal" or not. I would say that a significant part of USA's entire economy is entirely reliant on "illegal" immigrants and would simply not exist without them.

And you think offering me all that power, influence and money is somehow a threat or an inconvenience? Lady, I would literally become the first trillionaire in human history. Whatever difficulty they bring me ill be sure to wipe the tears away with dollar bills.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi lol, they're all over the place. They would happily come and sleep on your couch and eat your food. Go get 'em

[Syntosi]

Yes, yes. Tell ICE to direct them all to me. I can always find a way to make them profitable.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi you want to make people profitable? That's rather disgusting. You want to pimp out that cheap labor?

[Syntosi]

Oh noes. Dont kink shame me for my capitalist ways! Whatever shall I do? *fans himself with dollar bills*

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi as long as you're not demonizing others for their capitalism.

[Syntosi]

There is nothing more capitalistic than attacking other for hypocritical and opportunistic reasons. Capitalism not only promotes attacking others for their capitalism, its a requirement. Why? Because to a capitalist everyone else is the enemy and must be crushed using any and all unethical means.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi you would know

[Syntosi]

Yes. Capitalism is not honorable and it encourages rule breaking and breaking its own system. It is an unstable form that has to be rigorous maintained by some higher authority like the government or it will destroy itself by its own principles by for example creating monopolies.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi but it's cool as long as you're exploiting people.

[Syntosi]

Lady. Capitalism is LITERALLY only about exploiting people.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi no, it isn't. If people could get filthy rich without exploiting people they would. It's about making money. As much as possible.

[Syntosi]

If people could get filthy rich without exploiting people then a capitalist would do that.. as well as exploiting people. Its as you say, its about making money and as long as they can make ANY amount of money by exploiting people then they will continue to do so even if there are better alternatives since you can always just do both.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi the point is, most people don't say "I want to go exploit some people today" they just want to make that money. Exploiting people just gets them easier money. It's not exploitation for the sake of exploitation. It's exploitation for the sake of making money.

[Syntosi]

Uh-huh. So your problem with me is just that I am honest about what capitalism is instead of pretending its not an amoral system for exploitation? Fascinating.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi no. It's because you're a hypocrite. You think your hatred is justified. You demonize others for being exactly what you are, they just aren't saying the "right" things. You are precisely what you claim to hate, but you're too smug and arrogant to asking it.

[Opinion Owner]

Admit

[Syntosi]

Uh-huh? As someone I barely remember just said:
"Your hatred is showing, oh kind and compassionate one."

Now, if you want to start talking about hypocrisy, I think I have a mirror somewhere around here that you can borrow.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi I have never claimed to give a shit about anyone. I don't much like people. I was just pointing out that the side that claims to be so kind and compassionate loves to spread that hate. Good old hypocrisy. I don't need your mirror. I know exactly who I am.

[Syntosi]

Liar. All you have done in our conversation is desperately tried to find some kind of angle to attack me such as bringing up the whole stupid "then you can take them in" immigration argument or the whole dehumanizing rant you went into.

You dont care about any of this. You are just here to argue and you will try dig up any and all insincere arguments and positions you can think of to try win over me. Its honestly adorable if it was not so pathetic.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi I know it's difficult f you, but try to stick to what I've actually said. I made a comment and you brought your smug, hypocritical ass over here where you weren't invited and got what you got. I said you can take them in because I don't give a shit about them and don't think it should be in the rest of us. If you want them here, you take care of them. So, show me the lie. The only thing I have claimed to care about is pointing out hypocrisy. What else did I claim to care about?

[Syntosi]

Oh, I have done nothing but stick to what you said. Unlike you, who keeps trying to put words in my mouth and attack positions I never held and then proclaim victory.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi again, show me the lie.

[Syntosi]

Well, your own hypocrisy for one thing. After all, you are not here to point out hypocrisy as you claim, you are here to try attack people and the claim of hypocrisy is just one of the excuses you are hiding behind because you naively believe it would be effective against me.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi the specific lie? Where is it? Try again.

[Syntosi]

Not sure if you will understand it by reading it 3 times but I guess ill try type.. slower? Will that help?

You dont care about hypocrisy.

[Opinion Owner]

@Syntosi I didn't say I didn't care about hypocrisy. Now, you're just making stuff up.

[seeyounexttuesday]

stunning and brave. Another anon coward on GaG.

[Asker]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Gfy.