What’s one thing about you that would genuinely surprise people?

[Chloe_Jones]

[lightbulb27]

For one, I'm made out of star dust. A supernova from a long time ago. That makes me in some regards... an alien! But so are you Chloe...

It gets even better. I once did not exit, not in any recognizable form. I wasn't even an embry. Then my mom came along, somehow... and I was sitting there... for a decade or two, just hanging out with everyone else, my brothers and sisters. And then, was an invasion, and I came into being.

I was nothing and now something.

I'm heading back to nothing. Going from Order to disorder.

What I wonder... will I be back, and can I influence that return?

It is distinctly possible that I leave in short time and come back as say, a coco tree of which I make many offspring. I get shipped to England via some confectionary chain... and I end up as your dessert. Go figure! My atoms transformed into happiness!

It's an amazing life and it's good to just be thankful as it's bigger than we are.

I guess it would surprise people I think so much... and I don't take drugs.

@midnightmoon05

[midnightmoon05]

I am
Married to an alien 😂 who is always on “drugs”
Love you babe 😘

[CalmUntilAbused]

I suppose, in the current political climate... That I am not, in fact, a N*zi? Like... It's obvious to anyone with a functioning brain, but it would still surprise a surprising amount of people.

[goaded]

You know the German saying?

If a Nazi is sitting at the table, and ten others are sitting there chatting with him, you have eleven Nazis at the table.

—German proverb since World War II

Wenn ein Nazi am Tisch sitzt, und daneben zehn andere, die dasitzen und mit ihm diskutieren, dann hast du einen Tisch mit elf Nazis.

[CalmUntilAbused]

@goaded Yeah, and it is very much false, but also used to accuse everyone to the right of Che Guevara of being a N*zi. The VTubing community is over it, and so are most people out there.

[goaded]

Then I'm happy to ignore "The VTubing community". It's still a fact. Who would you say the most right-wing person you support is?

[CalmUntilAbused]

@goaded Domestically or globally? 😈

[goaded]

Surprise me.

[CalmUntilAbused]

@goaded So, globally, it's Viktor Orbán, Javier Milei and Donald Trump (out of those I know). Domestically... I plead the Fifth. 😈

[jennifer_bloom]

I am basically impossible to scam. I can detect fraud better than a trained investigator.

[LoveGuy242]

I'm very sober and very decent guy in real life, nobody knows that I'm using GaG and everyone thinks that I'm very shy and don't talk to girls at all in real life, but when they will know that on here I'm talking to girls and even commenting on their boobs, it will surprise them sooooo much lol

[strateguy632]

My change from orthodox rabbi, in jew religion to intactivist. https://intactamerica.org/

[DonaldDarko]

There's plenty but they don't need to know anything about me surprising or not. People also have better things to do with their time.

[LC75LC71]

That I speak my mind. Some see it in text, others hear and see it in person.

[AgentG111]

My ability to be absolutely serious during an extremely funny situation and visa versa

[jazzy34]

I spent a few days in a psych ward back in 2020.

[Alexandrubaschet08]

My general culture and knowledge about many areas.

[Anonymous]

That I am a nudist

[Bklynbadboy12]

My size and temperament

[oldman26]

How open minded i am