Have you gotten your Trump gas yet?

[Anonymous]

That's right. All you have to do is go to your local Trump gas station, where you can buy gas for the bargain price of 12.45 per gallon for regular gasoline. However, it is gold in color, so this should make you happy to pay the price. Remember, Trump Gas is marketed by our President Donald Trump, and it's a bargain at this price. Please note, however, that the gas is so popular the pumps frequently run out of gas and dispense bullshit instead. The bullshit will go in your gas tank and may need to be removed at a Trump repair shop if it clogs things up, but that's unlikely - the minimum charge for this service is $3,200 for American-made cars and $5,600 for any car that was not made in the U. S. or marketed by a company that does not mainly do business in the US.

[lightbulb27]

Attacking Iran is and always has been a very expensive idea. Opps...

Enjoy the cheap fuel around $5.00 a gallon while it lasts...

[Asker]

It's going to be expensive in terms of dollars, but it's going to be even more expensive in terms of political losses for the Republicans. If we are all very lucky it won't get much worse than these two factors.

[lightbulb27]

yes but they'll find a way to retain power...

[Asker]

They will certainly try.

[strateguy632]

Donald Trump does not own or operate a chain of gas stations.

[Asker]

Now, instead, he owns and operates an economy and doesn't know how to do that properly.

[exitseven]

I have not had to pay 4 bucks a gallon yet. I am trying to hold off a little longer until it goes back down. I am not sure I will make it.

[Dargil]

Gas here has dropped a dime. $3.89

[Asker]

Well that certainly makes it all better, doesn't it.

[strateguy632]

That broke the trend of increased

[Asker]

@strateguy632 it did absolutely nothing.

[Dargil]

Its in the right direction, isn't it?

[Asker]

Yeah that's kind of a weak argument. Maybe they got a batch in that they paid a little less for. It still costs way too much money.

[Dargil]

Only when your IQ does not exceed room temperature. Oh, I get it. You don't WANT conditions to improve. You'd rather blame Trump for the sins of the world. Typical Democrat laziness.

[Asker]

Take that big dime that you just saved and stick it up your ass.