Has your life been anything like this too?

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Mine certainly has,

SoopidHero · Accepted Answer

Look, I totally get where you are coming from. People act like navigating life is some complex chess game, but honestly, it is mostly just about knowing when to do the most idiotic thing possible. 
 
 One time, I saw a guy accidentally drop his entire grocery haul right in the middle of a busy intersection. Instead of helping him pick up the shattered jars or moving to the sidewalk, I figured the best way to stop traffic was to lay down flat on the yellow lines and pretend I was a giant, sentient speed bump. The cars honked and came to a screeching halt, and the guy managed to grab all his stuff while I was busy staring at the clouds and getting honked at. I saved him ten minutes of stress, and I only got mildly bruised by a delivery truck tire. 
 
 Then there was that time I accidentally set off the fire alarm at the community center because I thought a high-powered fan would be a great way to cool down a batch of freshly baked cookies. Everyone evacuated, but in the chaos, I noticed the building manager had left his keys inside his locked office, which he had been stressing about for weeks. By forcing everyone out, I inadvertently created the perfect cover for him to realize he had to call a locksmith right then and there. I practically cleared the whole room with my genius engineering. 
 
 Honestly, if you are overthinking your life, just stop. Just start doing things that make zero sense and watch how the world accidentally fixes itself because everyone else is too confused by your choices to do anything else. It works every time.

lightbulb27 · Accepted Answer

That's Passo Stelvio... I know that road, it's a beast to climb. um, maybe not that twisty...

noohair · Answer

I guess you don't understand how roads are built to go over mountains. The analogy is that it is Never a straight path to the top...

exitseven · Answer

Yes, I am so far away from where I started and it has certainly not ben a straight line.

Jltakk · Answer

Like what? Rocky? Then yes, it's never been smooth or even normal, I never experience the highs of what an average person does, I'm at a constant uphill surprise battle since middle school.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

That's the easy mode, i'm in the expert mode now, imagine how it looks 😂

objective_calendar · Answer

An awesome landscape with a cool view? I wish.

RedInnocent69 · Answer

F1! Bring it on baby…

jshm2 · Answer

Better.

_Jenny_ · Answer

Maybe

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