What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you in front of your girlfriend/boyfriend?

[valentin87]

What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you in front of your girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

lets see, my Girlfriend and I were walking around the school and we went to walk outside (it was before school had started) and I went to go through what I thought was an open door, only to bounce off a thick glass window breaking it with my forehead and knee.

this wasn't around my Girlfriend but a girl I have a crush on and was flirting with, we were all at a big diner and one of her favorite songs came on, and I like the song so as our entire group of 20 some odd people started to sing it, I joined in only to realize I hadn't heard the song in a few years and I messed up a bunch of words, she just looked at me like, "wow, what an idiot."

or I was trying to get back together with my ex(brooke) after a miscommunication, and one day in class I was talking to another person about how I had had sex before with my EX(kristine), she assumed I was talking about brooke and shouted to the whole class(including brooke) "you had sex with brooke!" which I hadn't, so naturally as everyone went silent and looked at me, I slammed my head to the table, and said "NO YOU STUPID STONER!" loud enough for everyone to hear. needless to say, it ruined any chance I had to patch things up.

[bersaba]

Thought I answered this question, must have been one similar. Worst thing I've ever done was pooped my pants. I was sick (gastro) and she came over to my apartment to see how I was. I was lying on the couch and was lamenting that I was dying when I felt my stomach churn. Got up and ran to the toilet and just before I got there I... well... it wasn't a fart.

Stupid gastro. Comes with the territory of being a nurse I suppose. When the ward gets gastro, the ward gets gastro.

[YamiUmi]

I think mine beats most of yours.

I was at my (then) fiance's parents house visiting them (we did that a lot).

And randomly I start feeling sick. Nausea and cramps and all that jazz. I hung out on the couch trying to feel better, but eventually I had to run to the bathroom several times, either to vomit, or... #2.

That's not the worst part. One time, I didn't make it. I exploded out both ends right in front of him, his parents, and his son. Thankfully they just felt sorry for me, and they let me use their shower. I also had a change of clothes.

[girlygirl2]

Did you poop yourself? or did you vomit on u?

[YamiUmi]

"I exploded out both ends"... I did both. At the same time. Which feels really REALLY weird.

[sambam]

Aw, that's terrible! I had food poisoning once and that happened... but in front of your fiance and his family? ARGH! Yeah... beats everyone elses. :P

[Anonymous]

I was going to meet his sister and her boyfriend for the first time and my tummy felt funny. I thought it would go away so I ignored it. As the day went on the feeling got worse and I knew I had to go to the bathroom NOW. My boyfriend was rushing me back to his house with his sister and boyfriend following and ran into the bathroom and let loose. It was loud and terrible and his house has thin walls. That was the most embarassing moment in front of him and his sister.

[valentin87]

Hahahaha.... cool!

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah I didn't come out of the bathroom for an hour. not cause I wasn't feeling better but because I was so embarrassed. my boyfriend coming to the door asking if I was okay didn't help much either

[valentin87]

"Yeah I didn't come out of the bathroom for an hour."

when you finally came out of the bathroom, how did they react? I'd have probably asked you this: "does it always take you so long to get your sh*t done?"

hahahahahaha.....

[Opinion Owner]

They just acted like nothing just happened but my friend (who was also there by the way) said everyone heard everything and was making faces saying how embarrassing it was for me

[aceofdiamond]

he wasn't my boyfriend but on the last day of 8th grade I was still working up the courage to ask this boy out and I had accidently told an ex friend that I liked him and then she went and told another person! and then that person humliated me by asking him out for me! I was crying so hard! I wanted to ask him out when I was ready... -sighs- that boy and me had been friends since 6th grade now we can't even look at each other. no damage control for me.

[bean87]

my boyfriend and I were kissing on the couch one time... it was just when we got together and all of a sudden it felt very warm and I pulled away and relised I was having a nose bleed and it was all over him and me and it was fairly heavy...he was nice about it but probably very grossed out at the same time!

[Anonymous]

Probably when we were talking a shower and messing around and I accidentally let one loose. It seemed to last forever and being in the shower magnified the sound by like a million times.

Lol...he's gotten used to it now. It seems like any time he tries to wrestle with me or anything like that, it makes me have to pass gas. Poor guy.

[valentin87]

"and being in the shower magnified the sound by like a million times."

oh my god! hahahahahaha..... that's so funny!!! hahahaa.....

"It seems like any time he tries to wrestle with me or anything like that, it makes me have to pass gas"

make sure to pin him down next time. sit on his face and fart as loud as you can. he definitely will enjoy it. lol.

[Opinion Owner]

Haha...I should pin him down. Too bad he's WAY bigger than me and I wouldn't be able to! He deserves it though, since he always does that holding the covers over my head thing when he passes gas in bed...lol.

By the way, I find it very interesting that everyone answering this question, has answered anonymously! ;)

[sambam]

Hahahahahahahahahhaha!

[Anonymous]

my boyfriend wanted to skeet on my ass. so I was laying on all fours with my ass in the air-and I musta fallen asleep cause I woke up with my bear ass in the air and him wtching t.v. We laugh about it now though

[valentin87]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxTempuraRollxX]

Bwahaha! I'm sorry... That's hilarious! lol I'd feel pretty embarrassed after that. :P

[Adamsarusrex]

One time I was getting physical with my girlfriend and her step dad came home. She lied about me being there but he knew something was up. He didn't come into her room but she admitted to me being there and I had to walk out the front door right past him, it was kinda funny in retrospect. Also, I got my red wings one time, I thought someone got shot because there was so much blood haha.

[Anonymous]

we were eating at a classy dinner place and I ordered shrimp salad and someone's baby started crying out of no where and half shewed shrimp fell out of my mouth, it was kinda scary and emotional traumatic for me lol

[sambam]

Hahaha, but that's just hilarious! If you laughed it off, it'd would've been a lot better. :P

[me_person666]

One time. I saw my then girlfriend at the store.

So I ran to her. Tripped, ripped my pants.

I was.. "Goin commando" that day.. so there I was. outside a store, in front of everyone, with my junk hanging out.