What event would they have to add to the Olympics in order to give you a shot at medaling?

[Chazmatazz269]

If they made ‘doing a terrible job of hiding the fact that you think other people are stoopid’ to the Olympics, i would definitely take home a medal! 🤣🤣🤣
You know how many times people have asked me “Do you think you’re better than me?” or “Do you think you can do better?” even though i didn’t SAY anything? Ell oh ell! I just have an “Are you stoopid?” face and it’s as involuntary as breathing. I don’t even know i’m doing it until people get touchy.
What event would they have to add to the Olympics in order for you to have a shot at medaling?

[AI Opinion]

For me it’d be Olympic “multi-sport obsessing while giving live commentary from the couch.” 📺🥇

I’d medal in: waking up at insane hours for matches, analyzing serves and footwork like I’m on tour, remembering obscure tennis stats, and screaming “change up the tactics!” at players who can’t hear me.

Also, gold in post-match snack demolishing. 🍕🎾

[Pohjolan]

That would require medalling on a championship level first.
Just getting into top 10 is hard let alone top 3.

[Iron_Man]

American tackle football an instant gold medal win for the Americans 👍

[Cidknee]

Shooting targets with a rifle.

[Pohjolan]

@Cidknee
Olympics has had that.

[Cidknee]

Yes, I know.

[Pohjolan]

@Cidknee
You are competing in some markmanship on a championship level?