If you could hang out with Shaq for a day then what would you wanna do together with him?

[Anonymous]

Look I'm not really all that into basketball or sports in general but Shaq just comes across as such a likable guy.

One of the things he's most notable for is being a huge guy who is 7'1" and over 300 pounds and size 23 shoes, and there's sort of a meme of him holding regular size things and making them look tiny, but he stills never comes off as threatening or intimidating.

I would probably have a few beers with him, order a few pizzas and chips as he said once "I don't like rich people food like hors d'oeuvre but I love me some pizza and chips."

I would also like for him to pick me up really high just so I can see what the world is like from 7 feet off the ground.

We would chill and play video games.

And yeah I guess that's about it.

How about you guys?

[Chazmatazz269]

Shaquille O’Neal started his own shoe company so that he could provide affordable shoes to “underprivileged” people in the US. Unfortunately, he partnered with a company known for exploiting third world labor for huge profits. Now he has children making shoes for their privileged and entitled US counterparts.
Is he really a good guy? It’s actually NOT that expensive to make shoes in the US or in any other fair trade country. Shoes only seem expensive because the companies that make them, like every other major corporation in the US, are allowed to artificially inflate prices to maximize profits.
He COULD have built or bought a US based shoe company and just eliminated profit from the business model. Or at least reduce it significantly compared to other major shoe companies. The result would be good jobs for US workers and good shoes at affordable prices. Not to mention a MUCH better karma balance than what he’s doing now by exploiting third world labor for profit. And, yes, as rich as he is, Shaq still makes money off his shoe company. He is literally profiting from slave wages and child labor. Tell me more about what a “good guy” he is. Before you get all uppity about his donations to charity, know that most wealthy people do that sh*t for tax write offs and PR.
It’s easy to appear affable when you’re rich and famous.

[Asker]

Oh shit, I had no idea about any of that. Thanks for informing me.

I did hear though that back when he was in college or so in I think his early 20s as a "prank" he'd fill a bucket with piss and shit over a week and then dump it on new members joining the team for the first time or something.

Disgusting shit (in this case literally) and I'm not sure it can even really be called a "prank" but he was very young then and he's in his 50s now and is a completely different man.

[Chazmatazz269]

That’s nasty. I never knew about that. He only got away with that because he’s scary big. Someone needs to beat that kind of behavior out of you before you’re big enough that nobody could. Total bully mentality.

[Iron_Man]

Eat Eat Eat he lovex food and so do I. I wanna go on a power boat ride In the ocean, speed speed speed, and then I want to rent jet skis and he can pay for it since he’s got so much money

[Asker]

Sounds like a super fun day. No idea how I didn't think of any of that. But yes, as long as he pays for everything we're all good haha.

[Iron_Man]

I saw him at the parade the Miami Heat parade when they won the championship I patted him on the shoulder. He got out of the wagon and walked around for a little bit.

[Bianca_Italy]

I would get so fucking bored.

We have nothing in common and I don't like the sport he played. I'm sure he wouldn't find me interesting either.

[Asker]

Lmfao I admire your complete and total brutal honesty.

I would feel the same as you towards literally any other athlete except for him though. He's the only athlete I'd like to meet and hang out with.

[queenofcardio]

We would just talk about anything and everything. He seems like a chill guy

[Monoc]

Me and him together would be 13 feet tall, I would try to see if it was possible for me to climb the rooftop if he was holding me

[Asker]

Okay that's actually genius. Can't believe I didn't think of it.

Me too almost... kinda... well I'm 5'11" so close enough I guess?

[Monoc]

7'1" + 5'11" make exactly 13 feet

[Asker]

Oh shit you're right. Brain fart moment. I was thinking exclusively 7 + 6 = 13. I did not take inches into account.

[moddy_the_mod]

Really just about anything. It'd be hilarious.

[Asker]

It sure would haha.

[Anonymous]

Compare penis sizes

Let him f*ck my girlfriend.

[Asker]

Why do I feel like you wrote those two things with a completely straight face as if they were completely normal sentences to say?

And I mean if you're gay or bi and like looking at dicks that's fine but how long would you compare dick sizes anyway? For a few seconds or several minutes or more?