Odd book question?

Ok so first off I would like to point out I don't want to hurt myself in anyway so please don't take it that way.

But YouTube always gives me popups notifications and even covered my full screen with the suicide hotline number ( I tend to listen to depressing sounding songs like suicide letter , would anyone care , concrete angle that kind of thing) I get them like every other day for like the past 9 years and I made a joke with a friend that everyone wants a play button from YouTube but I want YouTube to send me a porcelain heart with the suicide hotline number engraved on it in like gold letter's or something. i want to be able to say I worried YouTube so bad they sent me a physical copy of the phone number.

Then I started thinking about all the romance books I like to read like how mortified the men in those books would be if I had that

But I don't know what would you think of someone just had a heart from YouTube with a suicide hotline number engraved on it

Odd book question?
Odd book question?
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