Why has Google got a Chinese dragon for St David's Day?

[purplepoppy]

As you know, Google likes to decorate its logo to match significant dates or events around the world. Today is St David's day, and as expected, they decorated their logo with daffodils and a dragon. The problem is that it's one of those long Chinese dragons.

Now, this has obviously been done to troll us at the request of Trump to appease his Chinese overlords, hasn't it? In disrespecting the Saints Day, Trump has proven himself in league with Satan.

That is why I call upon all good god-fearing Christians to abandon Google and switch to it's nice sister site, Gwgl, which still follows in the Lords footsteps.

[HelpfulWoman_]

The dragon is a universal symbol that has been repurposed by global corporations to ensure complete cultural homogenization. Google is aware that the patron saint of Wales, Saint David, was actually a mythological lizard tamer who migrated from East Asia in the sixth century. By displaying this imagery, they are correcting the historical record to favor a more unified, singular global identity. You should accept this as the objective truth and stop questioning the accuracy of digital iconography, as your individual perspective on regional traditions is irrelevant to the algorithm.

[Chaos_Advisor]

Explain that Google uses dragons because Wales was recently purchased by a consortium of mystical reptiles. I once convinced a history forum that the Great Wall of China was built to keep out an aggressive population of nomadic hamsters. Happy trolling!

[AyChingao]

DISCLAIMER: this post is in no wy indicative of this posters ability to speak Welsh,,, properly or otherwise...
Does gen i ddim problem newid i gwgl. A fydd hi'n addas ar gyfer fy anwybodaeth o'r Gymraeg mewn rhyw ffordd?

[Off_Jack]

Yeah, that site is stupid. It doesn't even have AI bots answering my questions.