Have you ever accidentally followed someone while stalking their page?

[ChicoFromThe305]

This has happened to me before when I was a teen, then remove it quick and hope they didn't notice, I can't be the only one to admit to this... hopefully 😂

[Genie23]

It was my friend you were talking, Chris... And she not only noticed it, she told every girl friend she knew. Then we made a big list of all the good and bad things about you. She was even going to announce it to the world that you stalked her, then unfollowed her... But I asked her to let it go. 😛

Now that I helped you... GET ME OUT OF THIS FRIGGING LAMP.

[Genie23]

But jokes aside. Happened to me few times when I got curious and wanted to see more posts. But I waited for a day or two before I removed it in case they noticed I followed them. 😅

[ChicoFromThe305]

I already did, but to be fair I only rubbed the lamp to make sure you were still in there. and I only stalked your friend because I knew she had the lamp, I dont know if you can hear through it but I lost the lamp a while ago and I couldn't find it, I successfully got the lamp back tho, mission complete 😂

The waiting is a smart move, it looks less suspicious, that's my new backup plan worse case lol

[Genie23]

😂😂😂 Nice save! 😁


You're welcome, lol. I know I'm smart. Tell me something I don't know 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'll let you know when I find something you don't know lol

[Genie23]

That will never happen because I'm always going to be one step ahead of you. 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Says the one that's always in a lamp 😂

[Genie23]

😡 You better watch your back. Because I'm going to escape this lamp one day... So, you better sleep with your eyes open or else...



You when I'll finally get out and track you down 👇😂https://media. tenor. com/v_X3QI-TepkAAAAM/scared. gif

[Genie23]

😭

[ChicoFromThe305]

I don't think you understand I'm like the Crocker of this world, nobody believes me of this genie but i know of the genie's existence and I have mastered the power of its lamp, you are a trapped little genie now and forever *pats head* mwahahaha 😂

[Genie23]

I don't think you understand that... well, this is what I wanted you to think, but as usual I knew what you were going to do, and I stopped you from capturing me by casting a spell that made you fall asleep and stay asleep forever like sleeping Beauty or Elena from Vampire diaries. Now you're going to keep having the same dream of capturing me, while you're trapped in a sleepy state. Thinking of turning you into miniature version, so I could put you in the same lamp that you want to capture me in. 😂 *Pats your sleepy head* There, there.

You gotta admit that I won😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

I think you would have won if you weren't trying to deceive me with that story, I'm well aware what you are little genie, you are a genie not a witch, you can't trap me in sleep, you are trapped in that lamp til the one that owns the lamp gives three wishes, which I've only used one and that's to give you legs so you aren't floating all the time because you flying would already be too powerful for my comfort 😂

I think you are far from winning but I could make you a little medal that you can hang on your lamp house wall. 🤣

[Genie23]

Yes, I can caste spells!! How do you think people turn billionaire over night when they meet a Genie? 😏

"You are trapped in that lamp til the one that owns the lamp gives three wishes, which I've only used one and that's to give you legs... so you aren't floating all the time because you flying would already be too powerful for my comfort" That's not even possible!! Guess who is buzzing close to your head? That's not a fly. That's me. Mwahahaha!!!



Also, what you don't know is that I am friends with Naruto's ancestors. I have mastered the art of creating shadow clones to trick you into thinking I'm somewhere, but it isn't me... It's my clone. Now you're forever going to keep wondering where am I... Whether the one you see is the real one or just another clone...

Oh and about that medal... I'll definitely accept that medal as a reminder that you tried so hard to capture me but always failed 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

I will admit your power has evolved since the last time I've been challenged by you but Naruto's ancestors were actually a part of the con, i had to make you feel powerful enough to challenge me again so I can get the nostalgic feeling of defeating you again one last time 😌

Disgusting yourself as a fly isn't the best choice, you wouldn't want to lose before you actually lose, it would be a shame to defeating you by accident because you chose to be a fly 😂

I actually also have the knowledge of all the past avatars as well, along with all element bending so the medal is currency, you can use it to buy therapy after your defeat 😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Disguising* not disgusting lol

[Genie23]

" I had to make you feel powerful again so I can get the nostalgic feeling of defeating toh again one last time" YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME... THAT'S SO MEAN!!


Okay, on a second thought... Maybe you're right about choosing fly wasn't the best choice. But maybe... Just maybe I'm not even a fly. Maybe I don't even exist. Maybe I'm just a part of your imagination... Maybe everything that happened was just some sort of dream.

**Fools you into believing that I don't exist and as you play with the lamp wondering whether genies exist. As I go on a vacation on some island while laughing at how easy it was to trick you into losing **



Oh dear, it's so easy to fool Chris. I didn't even have to show him how much my power has evolved. I didn't even show him my super saiyyan power. Yeah, I've the mastered every power. 😏

[Genie23]

I know you didn't call me disgusting but thanks for fixing that error 😂

Cast* not caste

[ChicoFromThe305]

Mastered all that power but still struggle to get out of that lamp, just admit it, the lamp has the ultimate power over you, like a normal regular genie, you even confused about your own existence, see you are losing yourself from reality cause you can't channel all the power properly, put it's okay, I got the solution *pulls out the lamp* here home sweet home 😂

[Genie23]

😡😡😡 YOU WON TODAY, BUT ONE DAY I'LL DEFEAT YOU. Don't forget I'm a Genie. When I'll be freed. I shall have my revenge. I'd have succeeded if it wasn't for the meddling... 😑

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea yea whatever you gotta tell yourself little genie, but now that you are in the lamp, just one more thing is needed. *Puts sticker on lamp* there, a " do not shake" sticker 😂

[Genie23]

😑😑😑

[ChicoFromThe305]

*pats head* 😁

[Genie23]

I SAID I'M GOOD 😠 STOP PATTING MY HEAD 😡

[ChicoFromThe305]

Its my victory pat 😂

[lilBigPotato]

Nope. I'm a professional stalker not doing rookie mistakes like that 👀

[ChicoFromThe305]

Ey to be fair these places put those follow buttons in the most questionable places 😂

[Anonymous]

Not as a teen. But i think everyone's done that. My teen years woulda been "88" through "94" I didn't even have any real internet/computer access till after 2000.

And "stalk" has such a negative connotation to it. I prefer the term, "keep tabs".😆

[ChicoFromThe305]

Dayum, keep tabs sounds like the terms a window peeker would use 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Nah man, that's a George McFly.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lol.

[Iron_Man]

This has happened to me just like you said

[Iron_Man]

It means I want to learn about who the person is on their profile. Believe me, everybody checks out everybody’s profile.

[ChicoFromThe305]

It be like that lol

[Iron_Man]

Right lol

[Kenkebuttery]

Christopher page stalking now

[ChicoFromThe305]

I know how to do it better now 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

[Staximus]

Guilty

[Staximus]

That’s why I don’t use Instagram anymore. I was looking at pages when I’m half asleep and wake up to following some cyber slut spam bot

[ChicoFromThe305]

Ayyo 😂