Where should I travel?

[bigpauly]

[PrettyPriya]

Well, well, well... we meet again my little buddy. So, want to know where to travel? I think it would be easier to cross some places NOT to travel off your list first. These should be obvious omissions.

Let's start with the really obvious. Theme parks. "You must be this tall to ride this ride." Yep... or nope rather. That would be kind of a worthless trip, agreed? Okay, that takes care of that one. Let's see. Let's cross off and gambling hub like Las Vegas. They will never believe you our of age.

Same goes for party spot type vacations. You don't want to go to the bar just to a) not be able to get service because they can't see you, or b) turned away because they think you have a fake ID.

Another terrible idea would be a safari. Yikes will the animal life be "sizing" you up as a snack sized treat. I would not do that either. Plus, giraffes = bad for confidence.

Those are a few examples of what not to do. Now, here is a good idea I came up with for minimal walking for those little legs of yours. How about a cruise? Can't really go far there. Still, we have the bar/club issue. They usually have nice kid zones though.

So, in summary. Disney Cruise is perfect for you.

[bigpauly]

😂 I am actually close to the cutoff for some rollercoasters I’ve come across. They have always just let me go. And I have legit been to bars where the bartenders flat out couldn’t see me 😩😭

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly So, I was very accurate in my advice. Good to know. Plus! You can start an "It's a big world after all" sing along on the Disney cruise.

Wait, that isn't how that goes, is it? 😕

[PrettyPriya]

@Agape93 @emiliamazing @blackcupcake @ashleywonders what do y'all think?

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya Ahaha very thoughtful advice! Always looking out for the little fella

@bigpauly I’m sorry but I imagined you walking right below a bar table and it kind of cracked me up! Haha how cute

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya lmfao… great advice!!! but what if he gets trampled by the little kids in the kids zone…🫢

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake That was a concern, but much less dangerous than being squashed like an ant from a bird landing whilst on safari.

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya true true🤔
I guess there’s no way to be safe when you’re smaller than everything made for the smallest human beings which are kids…

[bigpauly]

@Ashleywonders lol yea real cute 😒

@blackcupcake I’m bigger than most kids !

[PrettyPriya]

Lol @ "most"

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly uhhhhh sure, an undeveloped embryo? that doesn’t count my dear

[bigpauly]

@blackcupcake @PrettyPriya lmaoo look! I’m taller than kids until they get into like the double digit range and you can’t expect anything more of me! 😂

[Emiliamazing]

I think you’re really nice vacation for Pauly might revolve around some camping.
A little one person tent, would feel like a palace for him. I realize there are animal dangers but perhaps destinations could be found where the animals were small enough but they couldn’t carry him away without great effort.

[PrettyPriya]

@Emiliamazing do you think @bigpauly walks or scurries?

@blackcupcake

[Blackcupcake]

@emiliamazing @PrettyPriya lmfao… maybe on top of a teeny tiny rock?

[PrettyPriya]

@pebblepauly

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcupcake or maybe his new name is @scurryinahurry?

[bigpauly]

@wonderbell99 they came back here now 😞

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya lmfao… yes! only the fact that, he can’t be in a hurry ever because he legs won’t take him far…

[WonderBell99]

Dang! They seem to be everywhere!!😭

@PrettyPriya @blackcupcake @ashleywonders y’all better behave!

[PrettyPriya]

@WonderBell99 we are sneaky like that. Remember that link I sent you in DM?

@blackcupcake made me show it to Ben and he took my iPad and then attacked me. I feel so violated 😭😭

[PrettyPriya]

😂😂😂

[dustybiker]

To the skies! Soaring plane. Tow up. And no engine, but you’ll be fine.

[bigpauly]

Are you sure? 🤔

[dustybiker]

Yes. There is a co-pilot. 😎

[bigpauly]

If it’s you I’ll do it

[dustybiker]

Oh, brave man. And thanks for the compliment. I’ll get us down. One way or another. 🛩🪂🪂

[bigpauly]

😂 oh boy! If we have to jump you better grab my little ass so I don’t mess up the parachute

[Wise4myage]

Travel to places that peak your interests the most.

[joeldalton]

New England to see the fall leaves.

[bigpauly]

Sounds wonderful.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Over here, I'm going to bake cookies so come here and get yours -> 🍪

Truthfully, though, I have no clue. Maybe to a icecream shop? Or somewhere fun?

[bigpauly]

Mmm cookies and ice cream

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Sounds like a good time, especially if you go somewhere fun. Are you sure there isn't any place you'd want to go?

[bigpauly]

I’m sure there’s plenty. Just trying to get ideas

[Emiliamazing]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mR9TR6qfpJk

I have this, it might work out well for you

[Emiliamazing]

You could really take a nice little cruise style vacation with scuffy

[bigpauly]

Lmao yea I’ll think about it

[Agape93]

The playground. Or if you're good, an amusement park!

[bigpauly]

That’s not really traveling 😒

[Agape93]

Maybe an out of state state fair?

[Agape93]

I can get funnel cake, and you can get a buyer that might not be a meth addict :)

[bigpauly]

Lmao you’re something else

[Agape93]

Lol yeap, funny thing is this is only partly a joke 🤣 I don't like kids

[bigpauly]

😂😂 I can only tolerate them in small doses

[Agape93]

Lol I feel that. I still remember telling a woman in line to drop her baby so it'll stop whining

[bigpauly]

🤣🤣🤣

[Agape93]

Yeah she didn't like that.

I remember a user on here a couple years back who INSISTED I'd be a good mom. Bitch that kid would be dead before it hit 10 lol I have no patience for it

[bigpauly]

Lmfao! Funny how people think they know other more than they know themselves

[Agape93]

Agreed. I have the maternal instinct of a brick

[bigpauly]

Lmaoo

[Emiliamazing]

How is that not traveling? Even a couple miles from your home must seem like a great distance with those short legs!

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing not if you drive!

[Emiliamazing]

Then someone would have to drive you :-)

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing lmao I can drive! Even if I do need peddle extensions and special seats 😫🤣

[Msputiton]

Chicken nuggets land

[bigpauly]

Well I am hungry 🤔

[Msputiton]

They turn you into one

[bigpauly]

😱😱😱

[Msputiton]

And you are already on the plane heading there😭

[bigpauly]

Turn it around!

[Msputiton]

Too late😪

[bigpauly]

Nooooo 😭

[Jaggermoves12655]

To heaven

[bigpauly]

But I don’t want to die yet 🥺

[jjj101010]

Depends where u r travelling from

[MrJMM]

Outerspace.

[CubaPirate]

Scandinavia