If your life were a film, which moment from this chapter stands out as your absolute favorite?

[Anonymous]

For me it was going to the beach with some members of my family. It was a very windy day that day! The wind was even preventing the birds from flying forward. 🤣 But it made the trip all the more memorable. 😊

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[YesterdaysChild]

I must be tired because I'm a little fuzzy on what you are asking. :( What chapter are you talking about?

[Asker]

Oh my b, I just mean that bananas sing polka dots on the moonbeams of disco llamas during marshmallow pancake eclipses.

[YesterdaysChild]

Is that toasted marshmallows?

[Asker]

Yes, well you see, it's not just your ordinary toasted marshmallows; these marshmallows have undergone a transcendental metamorphosis, transcending the confines of conventional culinary perception. They have become the ethereal embodiment of a symphonic interplay between the astral realms of disco llama polka dots and the gastronomic wonder of pancake eclipses. In essence, they're a cosmic paradox that beckons us to question the very fabric of our existence!

[YesterdaysChild]

Transcendental or transcenvisual?

[Asker]

Cognizant of the profound dichotomy inherent in the posed query of 'Transcendental or transcenvisual?,' one finds oneself thrust into a labyrinthine discourse exploring the intricate interplay between the esoteric transcendental realm and the corporeal visage of the transcenvisual. It is paramount to underscore my intent to engage with the transcendental - a philosophical paradigm that beckons one to traverse the metaphysical abyss, delving into the rarefied echelons of ontological contemplation, where intangible truths and ethereal dimensions exist beyond the grasp of quotidian cognition. This juxtaposition, rife with epistemological and aesthetic conundrums, compels us to ruminate upon the intricate tapestry of human cognition and the metaphysical yearnings that have historically prompted our collective intellectual endeavors. Indeed, it is a cerebral odyssey that propels us to the precipice of what is conceivable, prompting profound reconsiderations of the boundaries that circumscribe our understanding and the boundless expanses of the uncharted territories that beckon our intellectual forays.

[YesterdaysChild]

I don't think anyone got your question as I am the only one responding , so far anyway.

[Asker]

Nah they just late. They'll show up. and if by chance they don't, I'll just release @joker_ on em

[Joker_]

lol...

[YesterdaysChild]

@Joker_ Looks like the joke is on you. You have been here a while it seems, yet only a 7% MHO? Boooo!

[Joker_]

👻 󠀡󠀡

[Asker]

Legend has it he's so modest he sabotages his own mho for others to have higher ones 🧎‍♂️

[leahzrc]

When I lived in the wilderness for 2 and a half months. Renounced my faith in Satanism. And saw a "skinwalker" in the desert.

[Asker]

Oh nah that was just @joker_ tryna get in shape like me. Don't worry, he'll grow more muscles in a few years if he keeps up the good work.

[Joker_]

yeah lol I activated goblin mode

[Asker]

bro film it next time

[Joker_]

I was occupied filming @leahzrc

[Asker]

woah bro did you get her consent? I know you're her "Husband" but still. If I were her husband, I'd have asked her. She wouldn't have to run through the wilderness wondering if she's going to get attacked by some skinwalker... I don't know I guess I'm just... written by women... *sigh* I don't know what to say.

[Joker_]

that's my wife you're talking about

[Asker]

Oh I already knew she was your wife. She told me in a dm before you even said it... Yeah, you heard that right. Dm's

[Joker_]

dms the breaks

[Asker]

ahh shit he's having a stroke... Quick! Someone call 911!

[Joker_]

@leahzrc stroke me?

[leahzrc]

my husband is my skinwalker ;) sonorous is the desert we walked on

[Asker]

@leahzrc - shhhh 🤫 we agreed we'd keep these conversations in private. Your husbands already having a stroke, we don't want him to have a heart attack as well 🧐

[leahzrc]

I'm having a stroke too awww <3

[Asker]

ahh shit she's having a stroke... Quick! Someone call 911!

[leahzrc]

9/11 ended... how can I call something that happened 22 years ago?

[Asker]

yo is ya husband ight I ain't heard him speak in a minute

[leahzrc]

He is sleeping. he has been through so much

[Joker_]

I'm sleeping with @leahzrc

[Asker]

Nah somethin ain't right here 🤔 Iono but something ain't right

[Asker]

@Joker_ If you have to say that out loud as her husband that's how I KNOW u cappin 🤣

[Joker_]

you right lol

[leahzrc]

we are having sex as we speak

[Asker]

@leahzrc we said not in front of him, remember?

[leahzrc]

🤯 joker_ why is sonorous accusing me of sexual misconduct

[Asker]

Nah don't turn to him. Turn to God!

[leahzrc]

God why is sonorous accusing me of sex!!!

[Asker]

BREAKING NEWS: God has just reached out to me to be a voice for him. Yk... Because I'm the uber- anyway...

He said to "turn away from your sinful ways because ofc sonorous (me) won't change & he doesn't have to. Nothing he does will be bad. But what you're doing is bad & that you need to do not... uh... that... or I'll have to turn you into a food seasoning to make an example of you"

[Joker_]

@leahzrc sex?

[Asker]

@Joker_ If I were you, I'd seriously divorce her on the spot. But ofc, it's up to you man. personally I wouldn't tolerate it! But it's your choice...

[leahzrc]

God just spoke to me and said "sonorous is not important to leah"
"joker_ my son is the greatest man for her ever to like... uh... live"

[Asker]

Aah nope nope nope I know you making that up because there was no threat at the end. With God there always is. That mofo got an ego! no offense lord *does catholic motion*

[Joker_]

@leahzrc you're totes adorbs

[Asker]

[leahzrc]

God told me to kill you sonorous

[leahzrc]

God said joker_ is going to father my baby jokes

[Asker]

yeah please kill me. I really don't wanna be alive when that thing spawns in.

[Joker_]

lol..

[Asker]

I just got a feelin its goin take too much after its father

[PeachesNCream98]

When I was breakdancing on the street and heads were recording me, encircling me, and blessing me with applauses and cheers.

[Asker]

I love watching breaking

[PeachesNCream98]

It’s cool and it’s good excercise

[Joker_]

I've got a juicy story about meatballs if you'd like to hear it

[Asker]

I feel like I don't have a choice in the matter

like if I say no you'll still say it

[Joker_]

ok lol

[Asker]

[Joker_]

. LOOT EMOSEWA NA SI YGOLOHCYSP

[Asker]

... sicusacreyh evah I? retiuq epyt uoy nac , yeH

[Asker]

sisucarepyh*

[Joker_]

yeah lol you just gotta get that ear wax out of your system my friend. Thank me later

[Asker]

Why do u think I let a pregnant spider into my home yesterday?

[Joker_]

yeah lol eat a pregnant spider a day, keep the hypercrusades away

[Asker]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude I am definitely not that proactive. That's some real talent you've got!

[Joker_]

guess you just ain't cut out to be one of the pros
one of the bros
one of the stone colds

[Asker]

Yeah no bro stop before you have another stroke

[Joker_]

@leahzrc helps me with my strokes

[Asker]

@joker_ dang... No reply... Personally, I wouldn't take that kinda behavior from my wife. I don't even care if she sleeping or busy with work. Personally.

[Joker_]

@Sonorous you're getting real personal buddy, maybe step back a bit if you know what's good for you

[Asker]

🤣🤣🤣

aww he thinks he's the sheriff of a small town in Mississippi where people actually listen to his little commands.

Well ain't that cute.

But I think you got it all wrong sheriff. Yeah. I think you're a bit out of your jurisdiction, don't you?

[Joker_]

yeah lol I'm so cute

[Asker]

Take of that badge! You don't deserve it. And take off everythang else while you're at it you don't deserve to wear that uniform.

[Joker_]

you just turned gay?

[Asker]

No I'm not gay! I just need to know my competition. Now turn around, bend over & and cough

[Joker_]

guess you're just a competitive guy huh... *cough*

[Dinklex3]

Definitely celebrating my 30th with my loved ones.

[Asker]

Now that is a good gift right there