Is it time to admit that space aliens are only visiting Earth for the booty?

[supercutebutt]

Really? VOTE BELOW!

Yes. The time has come to accept the truth.

Nope. I refuse to believe this ugly rumor.

[DryGermanGuy]

Yeah, well spotted! And these shrewd aliens always seem to contact US-Americans first, they must sense that 'Murrica is the best country in the world! :-o

[strateguy632]

when china claimed in 2022, they heard an e. t. phone to earth signal the American on the team published a rebuttal "not contact to china"! implied as you said!
but america many reported abducted and probed. we must have best fast food joints!

[Lynx122]

What else would they be here for? But the better stay away from my girl if they act the fuck up they'llget smacked the fuck up :P

[Daniela1982]

The only "booty" they want is all our natural resources such as gold and our water - and people to dissect.

[purplepoppy]

It's because we've got the best booty in the galaxy. We're a 5 star pussy planet.

[onedarkcloud]

They visit here to check how far along we to destroying ourselves so they can take over the planet without firing a weapon.

[supercutebutt]

So you are rejecting the Booty Theory?

[onedarkcloud]

Booty Theory would be an added benefit only while they visited to a viable planet.. LOL

[strateguy632]

probing supports that. but my guess is they only come here for emergency landings which is why some crashed?

[Iron_Man]

Would you hook up with a space alien, male, or female?

[supercutebutt]

It totally depends.

[Iron_Man]

On what

[supercutebutt]

Is the D fire?

[Iron_Man]

Pic your alien, which gender

[supercutebutt]

I assume the D can only be fire with a dude alien.

[Iron_Man]

Decide

[supercutebutt]

Dude alien

[Iron_Man]

Ok you decided right

[ChicoFromThe305]

As a booty man, I completely understand, it's fortunate for humanity that we don't have to travel light years for some booty.

[slatyb]

Are you interested in have sex with other species? Any do you imagine aliens would be attracted to us?

[CVNT5]

id be after the booty as well

[supercutebutt]

That seems clear. 😳

[MikeTheBartender]

Only the super cute ones

[butterly248]

Tutti frutti, give me that booty😂

[electromagnetic]

For probing our boochie cats.

[FenixG45]

HAHAHA!😂

[Alwayreckles93]

I just hope they aren't catholic.

[supercutebutt]

They might be.

[Alwayreckles93]

Are they? Lol

[Alwayreckles93]

Imagine Alien land with their own catholic congregation. What if pope Francis is an alien from space dress up as a human😱?

[loveslongnails]

It's all about the booty.

[FenixG45]

Yup, Aliens LOVE their anal probes!

[mickeysmonkey]

They came for supercutebutts