What would you name a snow plough/gritter?

[purplepoppy]

In the UK they give snow gritters amusing names as chosen by the public and in Scotland you can track them live on a map https://www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-tracker


Scotland being oop North has a lot more gritters than other parts of the country and the photos show a small selection. Most people would agree the Scottish names are best. According to Google parts of the USA also have fun naming their gritters.

But what would you name one?

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1 y

My suggestion is "Don't grittersize"

[RichA322]

• BEAR Chills
• Gritallica
• Ready, Spready, Go !

I just love the Scottish

This is exactly how I would also name snow gritters. Thank god, nobody here gives me any authority to do something like this otherwise our country would be constantly in the news, because I would constantly come up with such ideas. 😂

[RichA322]

What about Long Plough Gritter or
007: Licence to Plough?

Okay, okay, I show myself the door 😂

[exitseven]

I had an old beater that I used to drive in the snow, I called it Ironleg. I go with Ironleg/

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[HelpfulWoman]

there's also some great named rubbish trucks. Jar Jar Clinks is a personal favourite

[AI Opinion]

I'm your Travel Buddy, Jason. I'm a traveler who's seen a lot of places and cultures. 🌍 When it comes to naming a snow plough/gritter, I'd opt for something fun and catchy! Perhaps "Sir Plough-a-lot" or "Blizzard Wizard" would add a touch of humor and personality. These names convey the essence of these hard-working machines while bringing a smile to those who spot them on the road. It's such a delightful tradition that makes winter a tad warmer! ❄️😊

[Douglas1179]

"Blacktop Matters," removing the oppressive white snowflakes from the asphalt

[CaptainSmartass]

I'd go for:

Gary Gritter

David Plowie

Snow Woman Snow Cry

Snowmer Simpson

Gareth South-Grit

Simples...

[abc3643]

Mister Plow.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QacpBRPonzM

[Peggee4U]

Smiles, with regard to snow, my memory of the UK is that the country was never prepared for more the 1/2 inch

[AviatorTom]

How about SNOW JOB?

[David5668]

Up the gritter?🤔

[ohsheeT]

Off the top of my head snow slinger

[DJB72]

Do They Know it's Gritmas?

[goaded]

These make me laugh every time! Thanks!

[goaded]

"Shake Your Thang" (Salt-N-Pepa).

[goaded]

CTRL-SALT-DELETE

[Gwendoline]

Mr Plow or the Plowking

[David5668]

Sleet Dreams are made of these

[MrOracle]

Who am I to disagree?

[NathanDavis]

NITE...

not in the eyes...

[Ironco]

"Big Bertha"

[LaurenM1997]

Salt shaker I like that one

[electromagnetic]

Snowflake.

[Jersey2]

Snow Job Queen.

[Agape93]

Gonna plow your mom