Do QAnon's Conspiracy Theories Make Sense?

[supercutebutt]

VOTE BELOW...

Trump-loving QAnon says Democratic celebrities are crazy, satanic, pedophile-cannibals... but the only celebrity I know who supports Trump is Ted Nugent. And Nugent is a self-avowed, crazy, satanic pedophile!! Hahaha.

Jailbait
Ted Nugent

I've got no inhibitions,
So keep your keys out of your ignition.
I steal a car like I got the curse,
I can't resist the old lady’s purse.
Jailbait you look so good to me,
Jailbait won't you set me free,
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time.
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen,
You look too good to be true.
I just know that you're probably clean,
There's one little think I got do to you.
Jailbait you look so good to me,
Jailbait won't you set me free,
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time.
Sad but true.
So tell your mama that I'm back in town,
She likes us boys when it's time to get down.
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas’ brand new rage.
Jailbait you look so good to me,
Jailbait won't you set me free,
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe.
Honey, you, you, you look so nice.
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender.
She so fine, she's mine,
All the time, I woke my mind.
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama.
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you!

You can't make this stuff up! Two links...

Trump Loves QAnon Support
Pedophile Ted Nugent LOVES Trump!

YES! The Kids at Comet Ping Pong Pizza Must be Saved!

NO! Because the Only Celebrity Who Likes Trump is a Pedophile!

[TonyV]

I dont know who Qanon 8s I've never heard of him or his theory, I'll have to look him up to make an opinion here.

I'll have to look up that Ted Nugent song too, and look into his past. Gonna suck if I find out he's a pedo. He was kind of cool growing up and was on Stacey David's TRUCKS!, a tv show that basiclly was my childhood, Stacey heped make Teds zebra painted bronco.

I'm not biased I just got to look stuff up before I make a real opinion.

[supercutebutt]

If the video I posted above doesn't play here, right click and copy the link. It is less than 5 minutes long. Courtney Love is also on record as saying Ted let her suck his penis backstage when he was 30-something and she was 12.

[Liam_Hayden]

They're idiots. Not because they are necessarily wrong about a Deep State conspiracy against Trump - we already have an FBI attorney pleading guilty to falsifying the application for the FISA warrant against Carter Page - but because they are so ridiculously over-the-top with their stuff. It's like Alex Jones. The 1 or 2 good points he makes are overshadowed by the mass of nonsense he spews.

Oh, and Nugent is hardly the only "celeb" who supports Trump, not that any endorsement should matter,

[supercutebutt]

True. There is also Chachi.

[zagor]

And Kelsey Grammer, James Woods, Roseanne...

[supercutebutt]

@zagor Yes but Kelsey Grammer is an alcoholic, James Woods is a conspiracy theorist and Roseanne is battling mental illness.

[Liam_Hayden]

@zagor And Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Robert Davi, Randy and Dennis Quaid, Herschel Walker. and quite a few others, but again, not really relevant. I mean the dude got zero newspaper endorsements in 2016, even missing out on historically GOP ones, and it did not matter.

[supercutebutt]

You are right. It didn't matter because we have a corrupt system that gave him the "win" after he lost by 3 million. Yet Trump says it's rigged against him. You people are so fucking stupid it's unbelievable.

And when polled, the majority of Americans say the times we are living in right now are the worst times of their lives. Thanks, Trump! Thanks, Trumptards!

[Bananaman177]

Pizzagate has been thoroughly debunked, that's how you know it's all real.

[supercutebutt]

lol :)

[supercutebutt]

What the hell is all that bullshit u just posted? And when do you have to go back to your rubber room?

[Bananaman177]

[_SOARER]

People are making this Qanon thing way bigger than it actually is
I haven't looked into it much. But there is probably like 10% truth and 90% lies to it.(Like most things)
Like most other conspiracies. They flood people with information and have them connect the dots.

I would probably guess, that they make sense to the people who seek it. They won't make too much sense to me because I am skeptical

[zagor]

That whole QAnon thing is ridiculous. If you wonder why Jonestown happened, look no further.

But Nugent is hardly the only rocker who was into young'ns. Jimmy Page use to hit 13-14 year olds regularly.

But pedophiles are those who are attracted to prepubescent children, not teens.

[Bananaman177]

Ridiculous.

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 Anybody can make up a fake web page. I'm not sure what your point is.

[zagor]

I once made a fake Yahoo News page to play a joke on a co-worker.

[Bananaman177]

How come Alefantis lied about the basement?

He did an interview for some local foodie mag years before talking about using his basement to store fresh tomatoes and then when he was accused of using it to store children, his first line was, "we don't even have a basement."

Did you actually see any of the photos and videos posted by Alefantis himself on his official Comet Ping Pong twitter account before the accusations came out? Was that fake too? All those creepy parties for toddlers and weird, trans-rights activists dressed in drag performing songs about sex for the kids? Was that all fake?

I just don't understand why you're so sure of yourself when you really clearly haven't even done like one google search, ever. "Oh, anybody can fake a website!"

Yeah, just like anybody can build up a pedophile ring, small ones get busted all the time, and it's reported on in the news, but you're so sure that this one is fake even though you've never looked into it at all, just because you once pranked some friends?

What about the Wayfair thing? You know, they were selling cheap, crappy cabinets and pillows and shelving units for like 10 grand apiece and the products were named with the first names of missing children and then when you put the product numbers into google, it came back as actual case numbers for missing kids with the exact same name as the products? And then Wayfair just took it all down a couple days after people noticed and started tweeting about it? Was that also just a prank, you think? "Tee hee, we fooled ya!"


www.smobserved.com/.../s_top

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 LOL news flash, pizza parlors hold parties for kids! Or do you think Chuck E. Cheese was developed for adults who love animatronic characters? And what is your source for people performing songs about sex for kids there? Alex Jones?

The vast majority of kids abducted are taken by relatives. And most kids that do end up in real sex rings are runaways, not abductees.

Finally, what the hell does Hillary Clinton have to do with any of it?

[Bananaman177]

See, this is what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about a pizza party for kids, I'm talking about a guy with a beard wearing a dress singing about sex to a bunch of kids.

That's not a "pizza party for kids."

PLEASE just stop talking if you don't even know the first thing about what you're talking about, I don't know if you're arguing for the fun of it or what, but you're just being stupid.

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 You are a gentleman battling mental illness.

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 You are taking bizarre postings on the internet as given fact, and I am the one being stupid? I hope you are aware that anyone can post anything on the internet. I can write that I ran into aliens last night in the desert and played pinochle for the soul of George Clooney, but that doesn't make it fact. And unlike me, the people who are posting the stuff you are quoting DO have an agenda, difficult as it may be to figure out just what it is.

[Bananaman177]

Yeah, you don't even know what you're talking about, you're just arguing for sake of argument about the veracity of evidence you've never seen or even heard about, and it's stupid for me to sit here and argue back and forth with you just so you can fluff your ego. If you haven't seen the massive troves of photographic and video evidence that was put out by JAMES ALEFANTIS HIMSELF ON THE COMET PING PONG TWITTER ACCOUNT, then you don't know what you're talking about and yes, you sound stupid to anyone who has seen it who knows you're just talking out your ass. This is not an insult, it's a simple fact. Sorry if it bruises your ego, but in the future, if you don't know what you're talking about, shut the fuck up, and you won't sound like an insufferable fool. Little protip for ya.

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 Every REPUTABLE source says it is BS, but you believe doctored crap put up on fake twitter accounts. You, sir, are an idiot. But get out and enjoy your summer, as winter comes early there in Moscow.

[Bananaman177]

All of these "reputable sources" you speak of are owned and staffed by people whose names appear frequently on the Epstein flight logs. Their reputation is for gaslighting and your reputation is for being easily gaslit.

Here's a Russian for you:

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 That Russian is talking about you, dude. No logic works on you. It' why you failed in school and why you can't hold a job. It's sad :(. Seriously.

[Bananaman177]

You haven't even made an argument, just ad hominems, all of which are simply false. I didn't fail school, I got all A's in most subjects, and I'm not unemployed, I'm self-employed. I bet you five bucks I make more money than you and work considerably less hours.

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 Anybody can get good grades in remedial classes. And I am an investing genius and I only work to get health insurance and to fight boredom. I am also a smoldering smoke show. :)

[Bananaman177]

You're blowing smoke, alright.

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 I'm blowing smoke while you're blowing neighborhood children. Burn!

[Bananaman177]

You reveal yourself by trying to project onto me, sicko whore.

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 Stop name-calling. Please show some maturity for once in your life.

[Bananaman177]

Pee pee, poo poo.

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 Disgraceful.

[Bananaman177]

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 John Wayne was a draft dodger. Maybe pee pee poo poo is better? It's funny cuz Ted Nugent (another draft dodger) peed and pooped himself to get out of going to Vietnam. All of the Republican heroes are cowards it seems. lol.

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 Jimmy Stewart - flew combat missions with Army Air Corp
John Wayne - spent WW2 safe in Hollywood

[supercutebutt]

zagor knows the score.

[Bananaman177]

Yeah, that's why he blocked me before I could respond. Same dirty tactic you like to use. Get the last word in and then block.

[supercutebutt]

@Bananaman177 That is ridiculous. Nobody blocked you. How could you be blocked and still be able to respond?

[Bananaman177]

Can't respond to him, just to you.

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 I didn't block you. Typical Trumpite, making up claims of persecution.

[Bananaman177]

I tried responding to your Jimmy Stewart comment and got a "you cannot reply to this poster because you have been blocked." message.

So we'll see if this goes through.

[Bananaman177]

Oh good, you unblocked me.

HEY DICKHEAD! Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne were good friends, you fucking retard. What fucking war did YOU serve in, before you try to call out someone else for not serving. Shit for brains cunt. Block me again, you fucking faggot dweeb. Fuck your mother.

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 I never blocked you clueless one. You probably just forgot how GaG works. My point was Jimmy Stewart never made bold claims based on his service, while John Wayne, originally named Marion Morrison I believe, did in spite of his lack of service. But that probably went right over your head while you were looking for signs of pedophiles in the non-existent basements of pizza places. But I don't care if you call me names as I know you feel the need to compensate for your tiny intellect and tinier penis.

[Bananaman177]

You argue like a woman.

No father? Is that your deal?

[zagor]

@Bananaman177 You argue like a child. I thought the whole QAnon supporter thing made you look bad enough. But then you call names and make up things about being blocked. Anyway, enough time wasted on this.

[Bananaman177]

I tried arguing like an adult but it all went clean over your head, tardo.

[007kingifrit]

i only ever hear left wing extremists talk about qanon i'm not even quite sure what it is. celebrities are undeniably bad people and they all covered up for pedos like weinstein and kevin spacey.

it just mostly seems like bitter left wingers trying to elevate fringe elements and call them normal, or to exaggerate what they believe, probably both

[supercutebutt]

Nobody in American history has been more "covered up for" than Donald Trump by filthy Republicans. He is your cult leader. So kindly give it a rest. :)

[007kingifrit]

actually studies show republicans watch more left wing news (70/30) than left wingers do right wing news (95/5) so republicans are objectively more open minded

and there is nothing to cover up for. he is rude and we like that about him. he tells it like it is and he's an aggressive leader. but he has broken no laws

you only watch left wing news so you don't know both sides of any story

[Soremain]

How is he a pedophile? Pedophile means someone who is attracted to pre puberty kids. 17 might be under the age of consent in some places, but law doesn't determine pedophilia, biology does. In most places age of consent is 16 anyway.

[supercutebutt]

You have a point but all of the QAnon peoole call Epstein a pedo and he was with post-puberty girls. So if Epstein is a pedo then Nugent is a pedo. Why isn't Nugent in jail? At least Epstein paid his girls. It makes no sense.

[Skadouchebag]

THANK YOU. I 'm falbbergasted that so many people act like attraction to a 15 year old is the same as attraction to a five year old.

[supercutebutt]

@Skadouchebag Do you feel Epstein was the victim of a witch hunt?

[normalice]

I think its weird how when trump was asked about it he had no idea what they were talking about. Kind of defeats the possibility of him being a superhero when he wasn't aware of it..

[supercutebutt]

He could be a clueless superhero. Perhaps that is his superpower: being an idiot.

[Sabretooth]

i mean, there is reason to believe there might be a pedo ring-Epstein, trump, clinton a few of trump's appointed-more importantly, the instant fear of that one going for a senate seat-check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ajcr8qjpbrA

-that looked very suspicious to me. outside of that-i view them as a bunch of crazies.

[Sabretooth]

congress, my mistake.

[Dr_Sausa]

They are crazy, satanic, pedophile, cannibals. QAnon is false in the sense that they are not plotting against Trump. Trump works with them. It's all a hoax.

[Texaskid1]

But is there hard evidence that he is a pedophile? Say video of him engaging in sex with a child, or some eyewitness or something more than just lyrics to a song?

[supercutebutt]

Did you watch the video?

[RolandCuthbert]

You know doggoned well, the crazies at GaG do not care that Ted Nugent is a pedophile. They approve of him because they approve of his politics.

[joeldalton]

Some certainly do. You can't deny that many rich and powerful (including celebrities) were on flights to a known pedophile pimp's private island where children were prostituted to them.

[supercutebutt]

But Trump was big buddies with that dude. And Trump just said about the lady who recruited the kids for him , "I wish her well. We hung out all the time together." Furthermore, a woman claims Trump fucked her when she was 13 and at one of the orgies AND Trump ran teen beauty contests and would go backstage to see the kids get naked between wardrobe changes.

What the fuck, dude?

[joeldalton]

Send him to jail too if it's proven.

[007kingifrit]

actually trump and jeffrey epstein hated eachother. trump threw him out of his country club

[joeldalton]

@007kingifrit I know. But they don’t want to listen.

[007kingifrit]

yup, and she calls us cultists when she repeats the same talking points and refuses to hear all evidence to the contrary even proven facts

[supercutebutt]

@007kingifrit Why did they hate each other? Were they horny for the same child?

[007kingifrit]

i think trump just called epstein a creep. all i know is trump threw him out of his country club

[Pliskin55]

if you dont believe the world is run by a satanic blackmailing pedophile ring (satan ultimately) you're blind to reality

[supercutebutt]

lol. :) u r funny.

[Pliskin55]

Qanon stuff is boomer tier retarded tho

[TienShenhan]

What do you know about the band "Sex Stains" and their interest in both adrenochrome and pedophilia?

[legalboxers]

nope. makes enough sense as the blathering idiots on Fox News, OAN and Newsmax

[Jjpayne]

I think QAnon is high on something 😂