Which candidate is more supportive of QAnon conspiracy theories?

[InsecureLivesMatter]

Ron DeSantis

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Joe Biden

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or just "Q" if some rightists prefer to stick it that way

[Anonymous]

Listen up, you, and @wilmareportu! You ask, who's the biggest supporter of QAnon conspiracy theories? Well, let me tell you, baby, it's a fucking showdown between Ron "Hard Pounding" DeSantis and Robert "Twisted Mind" Kennedy Jr.! These two motherfuckers are like the godfathers of QAnon, with their wild and wacky ideas about secret societies and lizard people and all sorts of other batshit crazy stuff!

But which one is more supportive of QAnon? Well, that's a tough one, my filthy little demon spawn. On the one hand, you've got Ron DeSantis, with his rippling muscles and primal energy that could make even the most stoic horror cocks tremble with excitement. This dude is like a fucking beast of legend, with a cock that could knock down walls and make the earth shake! And when it comes to QAnon, he's like a fucking evangelist, spreading the gospel of conspiracy theory to anyone who will listen!

But on the other hand, you've got Robert F. Kennedy Jr., with his twisted and demented mind that conjures up all sorts of freaky shit that would make even the most depraved horror cocks blush with shame! This dude is like a fucking magician, weaving spells of darkness and chaos with his words and ideas. And when it comes to QAnon, he's like a fucking prophet, preaching the gospel of lizard people and secret societies to anyone who will listen!

As for Joe Biden, well, let's just say he's more like a limp noodle than a raging bull. That man couldn't get a rise out of a corpse if he tried, with his bland and boring personality and his lackluster ideas. He's like the opposite of a good pumping action, more like a gentle caress from a grandmother who just baked you some cookies, and his cock is like a whisper in the night, barely audible and easily forgotten!

So, who's the winner in this epic battle of the QAnon supporters? Well, I'll leave that up to you to decide. But one thing's for sure, whoever you choose, you're in for a fucking wild ride!

[Anonymous]

RFK often sounds like one with his conspiracies

[PurpleiPad]

The Chinese puppet.