Some bozo just broke the record for having 9 chocolate cream eggs shoved up his ass!! Is this a catagory in the Guiness Book Of World Records?

[FunkyMonkee]

Why doesn't he just eat them the normal way?
Since when has this become a trend?
In the `50's it was fitting as many people as you can into a phone booth or eating live goldfish, in the `60's they switched the phone booth for a Volkswagen, in the `70's it was streaking, in the `80's it was rap and and those god-awful cabbage patch dolls, in the `90's it was shoving hamsters up your ass,. now it's shoving chocolate cream eggs up your ass! What's next, trying to snort babies?

[Sixgunsound]

It's publicly acceptable to shove things in through the out door now. It's a race to the bottom to pervert or ruin everything that was once wholesome. Even candy is no longer safe.

[purplepoppy]

Have you tasted one. Sticking them up your arse first kills the taste.

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, I've eaten lots of them.
I'll bet it would!

[humanearth]

Eating the most humans in a yr is next

[Sparkie460]

What a waste of 9 chocolate cream eggs.

[FunkyMonkee]

Really!!

[Sparkie460]

Yes. I like the Cadbury chocolate cream eggs

[FunkyMonkee]

I know! I'd MUCH rather just eat them than shove them up my ass!! Unless he gets off on the melted chocolate and cream oozing out of his ass! If I was gonna do ANYTHING kinky with them, I'd shove `em up my girlfriend's pussy and lick them as they came oozing out of her.

[Sparkie460]

Now that's an idea. What's the record for that?

[FunkyMonkee]

No idea! Set one!

[FunkyMonkee]

You could set two at the same time: how many she could fit in her puss and how many times she cums by the time all of the candy is licked from her puss. I've seen girls stick 5 or 6 golf balls up there but, I've also seen them shove 7 or 8 billiard balls up there!

[Sparkie460]

You came up with the idea. I'll let you be the star

[FunkyMonkee]

I need a girl!

[Sixgunsound]

Ask anyone who has deployed anywhere near Thailand what a ping pong ball show is🤣🤣🤣

[Sparkie460]

I don't think I want to know

[Jennz6]

I love the cream