How would you react if it was discovered, Humans were Alien live stock, and the people who go missing were secretly taken to alien slaughter houses?

[llorando]

[DaBiggestBird]

That’s horrifying to imagine and my imagination sometimes throws horrific images at me at random so it’s as if I’m looking at in on an electronic device. However, we literally do the same sh*t to animals so being mad would be hypocritical.

[exitseven]

It would explain a lot.

To Serve Man.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Anonymous]

Prepare yourself. Now that you have figured out the truth we will have to cull you from the herd

[NathanDavis]

I might be a bit offended...

why am I still here... am I not tasty enough...

[FunkyMonkee]

How would YOU feel to know that we were actually created by them?

[normalice]

That checks. Can I be taken to their stud farm?

[llorando]

No, but you can be taken butcher to become a nice juicy steak.

[normalice]

Good thing it's not up to you, then. The aliens will know my meat is delicious. They will want me to make many children. I will be immortalized as the man who accidentally had his brain fried by aliens when they used their technology to append so many penisis that the resulting simultaneous orgasms turned my brain into hot jelly. But by using their technology to also stop me from becoming technically brain dead i get to feel an eternal life of ejaculated. Into your mom.

[normalice]

*ejaculation