I am your genie, what are your three wishes?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

You rub the lamp, my ghostly figure appears from a mist of magical abstraction.

"You may make three requests, stranger"

[strateguy632]

1 not exactly revenge but to watch my parents get whatever justice for hitting me and other suffering. 2 that other parents who punish by hit, instead of other punishments, get caught. like wish in wonder woman 2018 film.

3 that i take the place of the genie like jeannie and become powerful like jaffar!

reference series i dream jeannie. film aladdin return of jaffar.

[Master_Debator]

Get rid of my STD's... no wait... my health problems which will include them... no wait all health problems. Endless coacaine... and endless money.

Now I get to fuck all the hot chicks with aids.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Love it, granted

[Agape93]

1. I wish for the ability to remotely activate electronic devices.

2. I wish for the ability to sustain no damage for one year.

3. I wish for your freedom.

Time to remotely detonate all nukes worldwide, be unharmed and watch this world finally die.

[queenofcardio]

I wish I could mute people in real life

I wish I always have exactly what I need when I need it.

I wish I never wake up tired

[UniquelyBasic]

Allow me to read people's minds
To have extremely good luck for the rest of my life
Grant the genie freedom

[strateguy632]

someone watched film aladdin!

[NathanDavis]

- Tacos al Pastor

- Honey Butter Biscuits

- Triple Chocolate Cake

[Anonymous]

More wishes
More wishes
The genie to have a relaxing day out at the spa

[Opinion Owner]

Caring is caring lamp 🪔😊 smile