What's the most childish thing you've done after a breakup?

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TheLawAroundHere · Accepted Answer

After my breakup after almost 7 years, i cut out of work and swung past the house to get a piece of ass.

Thats not it. But, side note. Dont do that. Its not cathartic. Like, at all.

Anyway. I hear that she's at this one bar that night. So, of course, i had to swing through there for a beer after work.

she's sitting at the bar, talking to some dude. I walk right up and say "Hi! She had my cock in her this morning."

That went over like a turd in the punch bowl.

A couple years pass. Im a swinging single, plowing my way through the local Pennsylvania population. Randomly, our paths crossed again. Im on one side of the bar, drinking and shooting the shit with some people. she's on the other side of the bar with the poor schmuck she ended up marrying. Poor bastard. Anyway. They are hard core making out for a minute. Then looking over the bar to see my reaction.

Honestly, it was my lack of reaction.

Determined to get a rise out of me, they repeat this show several times. Each time, they break their kiss and look over at me.

The lights come on and everyone filea out of the bar. Her friend, who just happened to be the one thats telling them to keep at it, came up to me and said "hey, what did u think of the show?".

I said "it was great. I love this band!"

She then says "no, no. The OTHER show."

I said "i was kinda confused, honestly." My ex and her guy come walking up. Then i said "yeah... i do t know why he's so proud and excited to be sticking his tongue where i had my balls."

Their jaws all dropped. They all leave. And i see why the cops were setting up cones and flares. I thought it was a dui checkpoint. Nope. He rolled his suv. Nobody got hurt. Because of that fact, i was free to laugh my ass off at their shit luck.

Which, i did.

guesswhoseback · Accepted Answer

Women who act childish after break ups = oh she’s just hurting and emotional. This is natural.

Men who act childish after break ups = he’s pathetic/loser (at best) but more often “he’s a creep, he’s threatening, he’s what’s wrong with patriarchy” etc.

Elsa143 · Accepted Answer

Abused them verbally and called them names for lying to me and breaking my heart.
But now I think I should have just cut them off after telling them the reason that they're betraying me.
There was no use of getting angry or testing them. The one who loves you truly won't make you turn into a strict examiner or a angry monster.

eileen_ruth · Accepted Answer

Posted his face pics despite him not wanting me too wasn't this rude tho  Fuck you fox

Anonymous · Answer

i considered egging his car with my best friend (she suggested it) but I said no, um I also drank a glass cup of rum (a glass cup used for water) in one chug and cried/ranted to one of my friends on the phone while sad music was playing on the background after I heard he had a pretty new blonde girlfriend within 3 months of our break up. haha geez I'm sorry yep still not fully over it but I'm getting there

Anonymous · Answer

Everything she told me during our relationship turned out to be a lie so now everything I tell her is a lie.
I'm the most honest guy in the world, but now I go out of my way to lie to her.
If she needs something I tell her I sold it (Lies).
If I don't feel like driving to her house to pick up the kids I tell her I'm running late (lies) and get her to drive them to my house.
If she asks if I'm dating I tell her I just fucked a woman (Lies).

Anonymous · Answer

The last time I ever saw him was when he asked me to meet him to give me back my books. He gave me back my books and told me he wants to break up and I obliged. Before I came back to my room, I threw the books outside and later on, I collected them with gloves on as I didn't wanna touch the books because he touched it. Lmao 🤣

PattiCake327 · Answer

I don't consider it childish. It was sort of spiritual, actually. I drug the mattress out to the yard and lit it on fire. It was amazing and I don't regret it. LOL

Luv2BRealExotic13 · Answer

Hmm... I’ve done childish things to lead to a break up, while breaking up. I remember at one time I was not above petty slander.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Sent my ex-girlfriend a card of a pink elephant saying some mean stuff but it was out of anger and yes I did regret it

Dazed0N0Confused · Answer

Ate a whole tub of ice cream & selling his MTG cards

douride2 · Answer

Back in high school I spread a rumor around the guy had a very small penis.

Sia_nee · Answer

Lol good stories on the comments but I've never done anything this childish 😅

Anonymous · Answer

Popped a condom.  Fucked his bestfriend (he started dating mine) Drink  Tried to cut up the necklace he bought me.

MrCreep · Answer

It wasn't a brake up really. But took my anger out on her male mates for being like man is annoying children when she's not looking

Anonymous · Answer

what do people usually do when they get paroled from prison? what do people usually do when they have a get out of jail free card?

Misterwolf · Answer

Hide in the trunk of my car for an hour

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

No girl, no break up life chill 😂

Anonymous · Answer

I put Nair in his shampoo.

Ivan_ · Answer

Had sex with her mom.

mindNsoul · Answer

nothing 😐

sheikalana · Answer

Fucked his friend.

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