How do women poop?

[tony72722]

Do they get in the bathroom really quick and then gtfo? Never witnessed a female poop. I'm beginning to think women don't poop at all.

We don't poop

We are just stealthy about it

[geo_logy]

Honestly because of guys like you (not even a men yet) most men get treated as if they are jerks/idiots... what kind of question ia it you're asking?

Your question only puts you on the spot, you are ignorant and definitely imature/inexperienced!

I apologize to you ladies that my gender is very stupid sometimes, have in mind we are not all like this guy!

[tony72722]

Oh gawd. lol

[geo_logy]

"Oh gawd" what dude? Grow up men, stop making a fool off of you. If you are going to ask a question do it from an educated point of view; with purpose just so you don't sound so stupid.

[tony72722]

You are ridiculous to take this question so seriously lol. To degrade me as a man because of it? Just lol.. get a life. Relax. Men is plural by the way and in this context you would be using the singular form which is man. I guess I'm actually the educated one. 0_0

[tony72722]

You messed that up twice by the way. Why I'm calling you out on it. "(not even a men yet)" and "Grow up men, stop making a fool off of you."

[geo_logy]

Too late pal, you still making yourself sound like a fool. And degrading you is not even necessary you are doing it to yourself. 🤔

I don't need a life bro, I got one already 😜

[tony72722]

I suppose you need to have the last word to feel better. I'll let you have it.

[gray_sailor]

Have a look at this...

https://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

[tony72722]

LMAO. mho..

[gray_sailor]

Thanks for the MHO.

[OpenWine]

Her voice anoys my shit

[Elizabeth21__]

Well, we sit on the toilet, and shit. BUT: our shits are not normal shits-- they are sugar and spice and everything nice.

[tony72722]

LOL. I like this answer

[RedRobin]

I can't believe this question is actually being asked. I feel sorry for the next generation of this isn't a troll.

[tony72722]

I'm srs though.

[clampfan101]

Tell me about it. Especially at his age. 😕

[tony72722]

@clampfan101 Don't white knight bro.. Don't do it.

[clampfan101]

Don't do what?

[fondue]

I'M sorry for the next generation if this IS their idea of "trolls"

[Anonymous]

$tealthy $hitters FTW!

Do you seriously want to know we discretely defecate or should I leave it a mystery?

[tony72722]

Leave it a mystery ahahah

[Opinion Owner]

Haha good. I love mysteries :P

[Anonymous]

We don't poop. The feces goes to our boobs instead. So bigger boobs = more poop.

[tony72722]

this makes sense

[meatballs21]

They don't! Their butts are beautiful and pristine places there to look nice and serve sexual purposes.

[tony72722]

LOL. well said my man.

[BrieLove]

1. Go to bathroom
2. Let it out
3. Wash hands
4. Walk out
5. Act like it never happened.

[Applefan1]

1. Walk to the toilet.
2. Push.
3. Let the poop out.
4. When they are done they wipe.
5. Wash their hands.
6. Walk out and carry on with their day.

Just the same way men poop.

[Anonymous]

Trust me it stinks just as bad as ours and no quicker

[9mfeo]

If women didn't defecate, they would die.

[tony72722]

Leave it up to 9mfeo to be the buzzkill. lmao

[9mfeo]

#facts

[tony72722]

Lol jk 9mfeo I like your feisty answers on here. Engineering major crew checkin in.

[9mfeo]

Honey, I'm not feisty. I'm a super villain.

[tony72722]

Lol that was a feisty ass rebuttal. You continue to impress me 9mfeo.

[TheDevilInside]

I know people who sit with magazines in the bathroom. As for me, I only go if I have to. I don't wait around sitting on the toilet for an hour.

[atomique]

Yes :^)
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[Sebers12]

You're saying nonsense! Girls poop like anyone else and don't hide with whis. They go as much frequently to the public bathrooms as men.

[Anonymous]

When I'm on my period I queef blood clots and my poop comes out smooth and light brown. When I'm not on my period and I poop I flush as many times as I can to get rid of the smell.

[tony72722]

You queef blood clots lmao you are fcking nasty

[Do_It_with_Spam]

this should help...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

[vouge]

like guys do... women are humans to you know lol we aren't borks

[Anonymous]

generally, we eat our fruits and vegetables, so we go real quick ;)

[Sebers12]

Men eat fruits and vegetables too!

[Anonymous]

have you "witnessed" many guys pooping?

[Anonymous]

Girls do not poop. Their anus is for anal sex only.

[Sebers12]

I hope men don't think this way.

[AmazingMeIsNotOnFire]

Tbh, I just sit on the toilet playing on my phone for an hour!! XD

[tony72722]

An hr? thats intense

[tashasei]

"Never witnessed a female poop"
Me neither.

[Lady7]

How is this even a question? -__-"

[tony72722]

I'm srs.

[apple24]

its healthy and normal

[tony72722]

Woah.. apple you have a real pic.

[apple24]

why do you sound surprise? Does this usually happen to girls on gag?

[tony72722]

No I just always saw your little apple picture lol.

[apple24]

hahah... oh... bad day to do face reval i see!

[tony72722]

No lol you look good.

[Anonymous]

Bitches just stealthy about it.

[tony72722]

I sware sloots have become pros.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol.

[chrisbigman]

Probably very similar to guys?

[Anonymous]

Men are so weird...

[tony72722]

Well I'll tell you whats weird.. Not pooping. We men at least take shits.

[clampfan101]

Not all of us, but quite a bit many it would seem... 😕

[tony72722]

@clampfan101 You're being a white knight bro. Don't do it..

[clampfan101]

I don't even know what being a white knight means in this situation...

[DBAOracle]

@clampfan101 A white-knight more or less means you're essentially agreeing with anything a girl says.

[clampfan101]

@DBAOracle Well then, I'm not white knighting. I simply agree.

[tony72722]

@consultantisback
@polocrew

Is this bro a WK or what?

[DBAOracle]

@clampfan101 That's simply what it is, agreeing. I mean, she said Men are weird and you were like many of us are. That's super white-knighting, dude.

[clampfan101]

I'm not being a white knight.

[tony72722]

@clampfan101 static.dyp.im/.../...8c8fd0f4bb6d97be67c42d5ad.gif

[ConsultantIsBack]

WK spotted.
What shall I do with him sir? Your orders pls?

[tony72722]

@ConsultantIsBack Call him a beta cuck and tell him to gtfo and join the misc so he can start working on getting rid of his beta tendencies.

[ConsultantIsBack]

@clampfan101 Per orders from @tony72722, you need to join misc to remove beta tendencies.
Please report your progress weekly to me. Thank you sir.

[jmmmfi2]

Girls DON'T poop

[Sebers12]

Saying that Should be illegal.

[HinamiItoh]

Ah XD... Well because we just like it that way!

[SlightlyCrazy]

I hate you

[jacquesvol]

Not interested.

[Anonymous]

#poopourri