How do women poop?

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How do women poop?

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Do they get in the bathroom really quick and then gtfo? Never witnessed a female poop. I'm beginning to think women don't poop at all.

We don't poop

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We are just stealthy about it

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Anonymous

We don't poop. The feces goes to our boobs instead. So bigger boobs = more poop.
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  this makes sense
  
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gray_sailor

Have a look at this...
https://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY
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  LMAO. mho..
  
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  Thanks for the MHO.
  
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  Her voice anoys my shit
  
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score 7 · Answer 1 · 2015-11-25T01:22:48Z

RedRobin

I can't believe this question is actually being asked. I feel sorry for the next generation of this isn't a troll.

tony72722

I'm srs though.

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clampfan101

Tell me about it. Especially at his age. 😕

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tony72722

@clampfan101 Don't white knight bro.. Don't do it.

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clampfan101

Don't do what?

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fondue

I'M sorry for the next generation if this IS their idea of "trolls"

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score 5 · Answer 2 · 2015-11-25T03:52:57Z

Well, we sit on the toilet, and shit. BUT: our shits are not normal shits-- they are sugar and spice and everything nice.

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2015-11-25T01:20:31Z

9mfeo

If women didn't defecate, they would die.

tony72722

Leave it up to 9mfeo to be the buzzkill. lmao

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9mfeo

#facts

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tony72722

Lol jk 9mfeo I like your feisty answers on here. Engineering major crew checkin in.

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9mfeo

Honey, I'm not feisty. I'm a super villain.

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tony72722

Lol that was a feisty ass rebuttal. You continue to impress me 9mfeo.

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score 3 · Answer 4 · 2015-11-25T04:08:00Z

1. Go to bathroom
2. Let it out
3. Wash hands
4. Walk out
5. Act like it never happened.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2015-11-25T01:23:52Z

I know people who sit with magazines in the bathroom. As for me, I only go if I have to. I don't wait around sitting on the toilet for an hour.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2015-11-27T12:06:01Z

like guys do... women are humans to you know lol we aren't borks

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2015-11-25T16:09:12Z

Tbh, I just sit on the toilet playing on my phone for an hour!! XD

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2015-11-27T07:00:12Z

"Never witnessed a female poop"
Me neither.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2015-11-25T04:33:18Z

Lady7

How is this even a question? -__-"

tony72722

I'm srs.

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score 0 · Answer 10 · 2015-11-25T02:23:57Z

apple24

its healthy and normal

tony72722

Woah.. apple you have a real pic.

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apple24

why do you sound surprise? Does this usually happen to girls on gag?

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tony72722

No I just always saw your little apple picture lol.

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apple24

hahah... oh... bad day to do face reval i see!

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tony72722

No lol you look good.

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score 0 · Answer 11 · 2015-11-27T18:06:20Z

#poopourri

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2015-11-27T18:05:33Z

When I'm on my period I queef blood clots and my poop comes out smooth and light brown. When I'm not on my period and I poop I flush as many times as I can to get rid of the smell.

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2015-11-25T03:50:11Z

have you "witnessed" many guys pooping?

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2015-11-25T03:32:53Z

$tealthy $hitters FTW!

Do you seriously want to know we discretely defecate or should I leave it a mystery?

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2015-11-25T01:20:00Z

Anonymous

Men are so weird...

tony72722

Well I'll tell you whats weird.. Not pooping. We men at least take shits.

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clampfan101

Not all of us, but quite a bit many it would seem... 😕

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tony72722

@clampfan101 You're being a white knight bro. Don't do it..

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clampfan101

I don't even know what being a white knight means in this situation...

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DBAOracle

@clampfan101 A white-knight more or less means you're essentially agreeing with anything a girl says.

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clampfan101

@DBAOracle Well then, I'm not white knighting. I simply agree.

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tony72722

@consultantisback
@polocrew

Is this bro a WK or what?

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DBAOracle

@clampfan101 That's simply what it is, agreeing. I mean, she said Men are weird and you were like many of us are. That's super white-knighting, dude.

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clampfan101

I'm not being a white knight.

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tony72722

@clampfan101 static.dyp.im/.../...8c8fd0f4bb6d97be67c42d5ad.gif

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ConsultantIsBack

WK spotted.
What shall I do with him sir? Your orders pls?

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tony72722

@ConsultantIsBack Call him a beta cuck and tell him to gtfo and join the misc so he can start working on getting rid of his beta tendencies.

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ConsultantIsBack

@clampfan101 Per orders from @tony72722, you need to join misc to remove beta tendencies.
Please report your progress weekly to me. Thank you sir.

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score 2 · Answer 16 · 2015-11-25T01:16:25Z

generally, we eat our fruits and vegetables, so we go real quick ;)

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2015-11-25T03:42:12Z

geo_logy

Honestly because of guys like you (not even a men yet) most men get treated as if they are jerks/idiots... what kind of question ia it you're asking?

Your question only puts you on the spot, you are ignorant and definitely imature/inexperienced!

I apologize to you ladies that my gender is very stupid sometimes, have in mind we are not all like this guy!

tony72722

Oh gawd. lol

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geo_logy

"Oh gawd" what dude? Grow up men, stop making a fool off of you. If you are going to ask a question do it from an educated point of view; with purpose just so you don't sound so stupid.

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tony72722

You are ridiculous to take this question so seriously lol. To degrade me as a man because of it? Just lol.. get a life. Relax. Men is plural by the way and in this context you would be using the singular form which is man. I guess I'm actually the educated one. 0_0

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tony72722

You messed that up twice by the way. Why I'm calling you out on it. "(not even a men yet)" and "Grow up men, stop making a fool off of you."

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geo_logy

Too late pal, you still making yourself sound like a fool. And degrading you is not even necessary you are doing it to yourself. 🤔

I don't need a life bro, I got one already 😜

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tony72722

I suppose you need to have the last word to feel better. I'll let you have it.

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score 1 · Answer 18 · 2015-11-25T03:34:05Z

They don't! Their butts are beautiful and pristine places there to look nice and serve sexual purposes.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2015-11-25T04:09:55Z

1. Walk to the toilet.
2. Push.
3. Let the poop out.
4. When they are done they wipe.
5. Wash their hands.
6. Walk out and carry on with their day.

Just the same way men poop.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2015-11-25T01:40:10Z

Yes :^)
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score 0 · Answer 21 · 2015-11-30T06:56:37Z

this should help...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

score 5 · Answer 22 · 2015-11-25T01:20:14Z

Girls DON'T poop

score 1 · Answer 23 · 2015-11-25T03:34:03Z

I hate you

score 0 · Answer 24 · 2015-11-26T00:34:19Z

Not interested.

score 0 · Answer 25 · 2015-11-26T00:32:02Z

Probably very similar to guys?

score 1 · Answer 26 · 2015-12-05T02:23:46Z

Girls do not poop. Their anus is for anal sex only.

score 1 · Answer 27 · 2015-11-25T01:19:40Z

Anonymous

Bitches just stealthy about it.

tony72722

I sware sloots have become pros.

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Opinion Owner

Lol.

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score 8 · Answer 28 · 2015-11-25T01:18:49Z

Trust me it stinks just as bad as ours and no quicker

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