How do women poop?

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Do they get in the bathroom really quick and then gtfo? Never witnessed a female poop. I'm beginning to think women don't poop at all.
  • We don't poop
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  • We are just stealthy about it
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  • We don't poop. The feces goes to our boobs instead. So bigger boobs = more poop.

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What Girls Said 16

  • I can't believe this question is actually being asked. I feel sorry for the next generation of this isn't a troll.

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  • Well, we sit on the toilet, and shit. BUT: our shits are not normal shits-- they are sugar and spice and everything nice.

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  • If women didn't defecate, they would die.

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  • 1. Go to bathroom
    2. Let it out
    3. Wash hands
    4. Walk out
    5. Act like it never happened.

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  • I know people who sit with magazines in the bathroom. As for me, I only go if I have to. I don't wait around sitting on the toilet for an hour.

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  • like guys do... women are humans to you know lol we aren't borks

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  • Tbh, I just sit on the toilet playing on my phone for an hour!! XD

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  • "Never witnessed a female poop"
    Me neither.

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  • How is this even a question? -__-"

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  • its healthy and normal

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  • #poopourri

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  • When I'm on my period I queef blood clots and my poop comes out smooth and light brown. When I'm not on my period and I poop I flush as many times as I can to get rid of the smell.

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  • have you "witnessed" many guys pooping?

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  • $tealthy $hitters FTW!

    Do you seriously want to know we discretely defecate or should I leave it a mystery?

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  • Men are so weird...

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  • generally, we eat our fruits and vegetables, so we go real quick ;)

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What Guys Said 12

  • Honestly because of guys like you (not even a men yet) most men get treated as if they are jerks/idiots... what kind of question ia it you're asking?

    Your question only puts you on the spot, you are ignorant and definitely imature/inexperienced!

    I apologize to you ladies that my gender is very stupid sometimes, have in mind we are not all like this guy!

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    • Oh gawd. lol

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    • Too late pal, you still making yourself sound like a fool. And degrading you is not even necessary you are doing it to yourself. 🤔

      I don't need a life bro, I got one already 😜

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    • I suppose you need to have the last word to feel better. I'll let you have it.

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  • They don't! Their butts are beautiful and pristine places there to look nice and serve sexual purposes.

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  • 1. Walk to the toilet.
    2. Push.
    3. Let the poop out.
    4. When they are done they wipe.
    5. Wash their hands.
    6. Walk out and carry on with their day.

    Just the same way men poop.

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  • Yes :^)
    mrjam.typepad.com/.../6a00d8341c00c753ef01630523efab970d-pi

    __________

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  • this should help...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

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  • Girls DON'T poop

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  • I hate you

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  • Not interested.

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  • Probably very similar to guys?

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  • Girls do not poop. Their anus is for anal sex only.

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  • Bitches just stealthy about it.

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  • Trust me it stinks just as bad as ours and no quicker

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