What If When Dora Said To Swiper: "Swiper no swiping" She Was Really Saying It Because He Was Addicted To Tinder?

[SpiderManFan2002]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm sorry😂😂

I hate myself for thinking of stuff like this too, if you're disturbed I understand, and please have a nice day😂

It's just the quarantine has given me so much time to think about things with no college or meeting up with my best friend😂

Sorry guys😂

I'll leave now😂😂

[AynonOMouse]

Have you seen Dora the Grown Up? It is on YouTube. I think it is on AOK channel. It's pretty funny. They also have Caiollu or however you spell that show as a grown up too. You might enjoy it if you get bored.

[SpiderManFan2002]

Oh yeah I saw the dora the grown-up stuff- grown-up dora is a whole ass mood lol

[ZackBan]

Well yes I mean that fox keeps on hounding Dora day after day without ever really harming her.
He clearly wanted to tap dat ass so to speak

[SpiderManFan2002]

Uhhh not really the direction I wanted to take things... That's one weird ship and a showmance I never wanna see😂

[ZackBan]

Yeah I don't ship it much either.
I'm more team boots, the little monkey has been stuck in a friendzone for ages. He literally devotes all his time to dora while she's too busy talking to some imaginary friends.

[SpiderManFan2002]

Nah man I just think Dora's happy single and Boots needs to
Take. A. Hint.

[ZackBan]

Alright come on. I am someone who loves to claim being "happy single" and I am.
But no one would turn down a potential relationship unless he's come fresh out of one.
Now assuming Dora is delusional virgin who talks to animals and maps and backpacks. Unless she's one some strong drugs she clearly suffers some trauma. And I think a relationship and some good sex is all that she needs to snap out of it

[SpiderManFan2002]

Well, look how she turned out😂😂:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-9IwhNB1k

[ZackBan]

Hahaha. Yeah I've already seen those.

See she didn't exactly turn into a model citizen, and boots is a total hipster. You'd think someone who spent her entire childhood in the wilderness away from the vices of society would turn into someone athletic and healthy and nature driven.

[SpiderManFan2002]

Well here's the thing: she went to high school😂😂😂

[ZackBan]

Ah yes highschool. Where innocence goes to die 😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

In Britain we don't exactly have High School- we have secondary school where innocence pretty much dies too😂😂😂

[ZackBan]

Yes in my country it's called secondary school too but it's the same thing so I call it highschool to avoid explaining.
And frankly I wish innocence would up and die here unfortunately not everyone is so lucky.

[SpiderManFan2002]

Nah mine didn't die until like last year😂😂😂

[ZackBan]

Well mine died when I was 11 but I still struggle to this day in finding someone that's not so innocent.

[SpiderManFan2002]

I mean compared to most kids I'm still pretty innocent tbh like I haven't even kissed anyone yet but I'm not as innocent as I used to be😂😂😂

[ZackBan]

Oh innocence is a state of mind believe me. It's not just in how much you've actually done it's they way you see the world.
I had my first real kiss not that long ago and definitely pretty late for my age but it simply wasn't an innocent one

[SpiderManFan2002]

Yeah I don't think I could do non-innocent stuff yet lol I'm too shy in that sense😂😂😂

The furthest I can got atm is making jokes😂

[ZackBan]

Well you definitely put a smile on my face with only a few replies so I'm tempted to believe that.
Also you might think you can't be non-innocent but in the spur of the moment trust me you will surprise yourself

[SpiderManFan2002]

Hahaha thank you, I do try😂😂

And whatever you say dude but I won't know until that's me and it's not gonna be me anytime soon because I don't want a relationship and plus corona.

Good night :P

[ZackBan]

Sure thing. Have a good night, it was a pleasure meeting you

[NickiB1]

it really makes sense. he always stalking her like a creepy tinder guy😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

😂😂😂

[COMMODOREII]

😂😂That's ok Spidey we will get through this hard time. I know we will. 😂😂

So bored lol

[SpiderManFan2002]

I'm actually liking this tho lol

[COMMODOREII]

I know me too. 😂

[Sevenpointfive]

i don't know what dora has in that backpack, but she seems happy

[SpiderManFan2002]

Lol.

[rosscore728]

That's cute I will think that from now on. Is it weird my girl has short bangs dora panties and I make her wear a backpack during sex

[SpiderManFan2002]

Tmi dude

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes i bet Dora is addicted to using Tender , wouldn't be something if she had a
GAG account and was addicted to using GAG?

[tartaarsaus]

Lmao that’s a weird twist

[SpiderManFan2002]

Bigger plot twist than Frozen😂

[tartaarsaus]

I haven’t seen Frozen 😳

[SpiderManFan2002]

I was about to be like: WHAT? really loudly and then scream but all my family are asleep so I held it in and sawolled my scream but... Wow.😂

[tartaarsaus]

Hahaha I’ve never had a reason to watxh it 🤷🏽‍♀️ I do watch How To Train Your Dragon at least 5 times per year, just like Kung Fu Panda

[SpiderManFan2002]

Oh I love those films! I remembered my brother was studying "How To Train Your Dragon" when he was in Year 2 (bless him the good old days😂) and he asked to watch it with me and I was like:
"You've come to the right place."😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Hahaha Toothless is adorable so yeah, awesome film. That said, Kung Fu Panda trilogy is up there with my faves of all time, which is something many would disagree with

[SpiderManFan2002]

Nah I can see why it's one of your faves, lol me and my cousin used to get so hyped when it came on when we were younger😂

[tartaarsaus]

Hahaha it’s one of my fave trilogies. Po is an awesome character m, tigress is cool too

[SpiderManFan2002]

I bet you can already guess what one of my favourite trilogies is😂😂If you say Bat-Man ima come through that screen and kill you😂😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Iron man?

[SpiderManFan2002]

Don't talk to me😂😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Hahaha captain America?

[SpiderManFan2002]

... Don't. Fucking. Speak. To. Me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Perhaps this spider kid?

[SpiderManFan2002]

IT'S SPIDER-MAN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Spider-gwen?

[SpiderManFan2002]

Stopppppppppppp😂😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Gotta admit, spider gwen was pretty cool

[SpiderManFan2002]

Yeah she was :P

Oh my god trying to explain to concept of a SPIDER-VERSE to my friends and then getting called a nerd for it I--

😂😂😂😂

[tartaarsaus]

Hahaha that was such a great film. I hope they make more!

[SpiderManFan2002]

Yeah and the soundtrack was the bomb ;P

[tartaarsaus]

What’s up danger was pretty awesome

[SpiderManFan2002]

Yeah, and I really like Sunflower too :P

I'm gonna head to bed now because I have a class in the morning, night ^_^

[tartaarsaus]

Night ^_^

[htmndg183]

Hilarious way to put it 😂

[SpiderManFan2002]

I still stand by it to this day😂

[thatflyingdog]

Nice

[SpiderManFan2002]

Not nice he has a problem

[13IsALuckyNumber]

Thank you for this.

[SpiderManFan2002]

You're welcome

[lucas262]

De de de deported.

[Liam_Hayden]

Too hilarious.