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How can a caged chimp pull a girl but you can't?

According to British tabloids a chimp in a belgian zoo has managed to will over a human female.

Woman is banned from Belgian zoo because of relationship with a CHIMP www.dailymail.co.uk/.../...emed-unhealthy-him.html

Now leaving aside the ethics of the situation can you explain how an animal in a cage, whose hobbies include hanging from branches and throwing turds, that has no job, no car and isn't even the alpha chimp can do what so many guys fail at, get a woman.

It has zero communication skills bar pulling faces and shaking branches while screaming yet it has outcompeted you in it's ability to woo a woman.

I get it, you say you can't get a woman because your not alpha, don't have a beard, tattoos, a eight figure salary and a giant penis but surely you can outcompete a chimp, can't you?
How can a caged chimp pull a girl but you cant?
How can a caged chimp pull a girl but you can't?
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