What are some funny/sassy texts to send after being ghosted?

[Carolinagirl04]

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Okay guys it’s not that serious this is somebody that I met online we never met each other or anything we’ve just been talking about meeting but we weren’t going to be able to till June bc we lived so far away from each other. I figured we weren’t going to end up meeting but he ghosted me suddenly? We’ve been texting for 3 or 4 wks and the last conversation we had we were laughing and joking around then all of sudden he won’t reply and he took down all of his pics on his profile?

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I don't know if he got back with an ex or if he met somebody else or if somebody told him what we were doing was stupid or what? But we did text everyday all day and I just think it’s stupid and funny that’s why I asked

[RSav4013]

I know that you're ashamed of your size but it's really not that big of a deal to me. But I guess that if you truly believe that you're too small to satisfy a woman properly then please don't respond to this text.

[AviatorTom]

Why send any texts? You've been ghosted. Put it behind you and move on.

[Staximus]

There's a reason people leave your life. Let them leave and get on with your life. Nevermind that long distance crap. Find somebody who is actually close enough to meet up with whenever you want.

[UniquelyBasic]

The funniest thing you can do is to not text them back.

[ShadezMcgee]

Beuhler?

In all seriousness, don't waste time texting ghosters.

[Twalli]

Ghosts make me horny, thanks for turning me on so I can masturbate thinking of other guys. If you were here you might have gotten sex, but not anymore.

[Anonymous]

literally nothing. Because they ghosted you for a reason and if you continue to try and talk to them you were just going to make yourself look insane and you’re going to validate the reason they ghosted you even further

[dolemite89]

you don’t try to text them anymore it comes off as desperate

[whereismyjohnny]

Why would you send anything? He ghosted you.

[In_Trance]

Don't bother you're not 12

[Ihatethewill]

What's the point? They'll just leave it on read.