What are some funny or sassy texts to send after being ghosted?

[Anonymous]

Okay guys this question is not that serious really… this is somebody that I met online we never met each other or anything we’ve just been talking about meeting but we weren’t going to be able to till June bc we lived so far away from each other. I figured we weren’t going to end up meeting anyways tbh but he ghosted me suddenly? We’ve been texting for 3 or 4 wks and the last conversation we had we were laughing and joking around then all of sudden he won’t reply and he took down all of his pics on his profile on the dating website we met on. We talked about what we would do together when we met and how much fun we would have bc we really were having a good time texting. I mean of course we sexted a little too. I just don’t see why you would ghost somebody that you’re never going to see anyways? I mean why not at least give an explanation? I don't know if he met somebody else or if somebody told him what we were doing was crazy… which you know what it might have been but I will say it was fun texting and stuff and having the possibility of meeting bc we seemed to really connect and get along well and those are his words not mine.

[OddBeMe]

Use google voice to spam weird dick picks. When he blocks the phone number you can change it in google voice and continue. Send some juicy std-laden pricks. Several right wingers on gag could help you out there

[whereismyjohnny]

You already asked this. Don't send him anything, he ghosted you dammit.

[whereismyjohnny]

I understand that it hurt you because you enjoyed texting with him and you talked about all that, but you need to move on. He is an asshole for ghosting you and not giving you any explanation. It's rude, and he doesn't deserve your time.

[Asker]

Okay you’re right I won’t send anything sorry sometimes my mouth likes to get smart before my brain! And what do I do if he does text me again?

[whereismyjohnny]

Well, that's on you tbh. You can choose to ignore him (which is completely okay because he hurt you and left you without an explanation), but you can also listen to him and see what he has to say (if he wants to explain why he did it, and if there is a good reason for it). It's your choice, really.

[Honesttguy]

Ghosting me? Alright have a good one.

[Anonymous]

Hello, Lazarus.