What should I write on my dating profile?" "We all know that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, so I'm thinking I need the help of someone?

[poneglyphs]

[RealMarek]

A good strategy is to explain what you are looking for, a little bit about your profession, things that are important, and things that you like to do. It’s probably not a good idea to say you want both hook-ups and a long-term relationship. And try to give a sense of who you are. Ideas: “I enjoy hiking” or “going for walks.” “I enjoy animals and have a cat.” “Exercise is important to me and I work out four times a week.” “I have a career in X, with ambitions to...” “I meet up with my friends about once a week.” “People who know me describe me as easy going and say I have a good sense of humor.” “I enjoy my life and would like to share it with a special woman.” Try to give a sense of whether you like being out all the time or enjoy some time at home too.

Look up how to take good photos for a dating profile. You should have a head shot looking directly at the camera, one full-length picture of you in a suit is a good idea, a picture of you with friends and/or family (blur their faces), and a pic or two of you doing something you enjoy (cooking, hiking, out on the town, etc.).

[HighlyVolatile]

Just make it down for fun and good times. Maybe try to make it more about what you want to do than who you are is what I'd do if I ever tried online dating. You can discover the rest while having fun together.

And don't do pathetic way if you'll forgive my bluntness. Never, ever broadcast your loneliness or most antisocial interests. Make it about what you want to do together: fun and good times.

[HighlyVolatile]

Never seek an edge over other men by undermining yourself if that makes any sense. That doesn't come off as genuine. That mostly comes off desperate. I'm probably explaining it poorly but if I make even 25% sense, don't do it. Never seek anything remotely resembling pity from women.

[poneglyphs]

Oh, what I like ti do in my spare time, is sleep, read, go on nature walks, & trails, watch anime, play video games, read manga, webtoonz, and i like cooking.

[HighlyVolatile]

I'd focus on what you want to do together and not alone. "Long walks on the beach" sounds romantic but maybe a codeword for someone who has a difficult time appealing to other people. This is marketing stuff but girls are way more forgiving of the rest of you if you show them a fun side of you first. I wish I was better at English since I could explain it better if I was. But seek out smiles and laughs from girls and you can usually do well, and smiles and laughs will tend to be followed by some curious touches and receptive hands if you want to hold theirs.

Never put women on a pedestal. Try not to put anyone on a pedestal if you can help it but at least err on the side of putting yourself on a pedestal. It's at least better than putting woman on a pedestal.

[poneglyphs]

Yeah, that us true, I rarely put anyone on a pedestal

[HighlyVolatile]

That's a good way! I'm wondering if it might help to just very humorously put yourself on a pedestal. But have fun with this. That's all we can do in life to make it more enjoyable before we die is try to find the fun in each moment.

[WonderBell99]

No, don't write that

Are you looking for hookups or for a serious, long term relationship?

[poneglyphs]

Honestly probably both and I'm getting neither

[Anonymous]

I've written a few for guys and gals. Give me a moment and I'll throw my hat in the ring.

[poneglyphs]

Okay

[Opinion Owner]

I’m just a simple, easy-going guy that wants to find someone special. On a scale of 1-10, I’d like you to be at least a 9, but preferably a 10. You don’t have to be bisexual, but that would be a plus. When it comes to sex, I do favor the FFFMFFF type.

I’m just joking. Laughter is good for the soul. I only want one woman in my life. But if you force me to go clothes shopping with you, can I at least wait in the car? What purpose would it serve if I went in with you and gave you my crappy advice? My last girlfriend made me go in the store with her and give her advice. “Do you like the blue dress or the red dress?” I was shaking like a Chihuahua in January. I never knew which to pick. I had a 50/50 percent chance of getting it right, but that basically boiled down to me always being wrong. I’m from Mars. What do I know about dresses?

I love cooking, but it never seems to turn out like the picture. I might be able to use some pointers to hone my cooking skills. I thought my dog liked my cooking, but he ran away. If you see a Chihuahua wandering around Pittsburgh, please let me know.

I don’t mind if you need a girl’s night out, but I might also invite the boys over for poker night. If you want, you can make us sandwiches and fetch us beers. It’s all about your happiness.

When we go fishing together in my canoe, I promise to put the worm on your hook. That’s what love is all about.

When it comes to sex, I tend to agree with Steve on that.


And I promise you that I’ll never charge you full price! That would be wrong.

I don’t like cats, because they never seem glad when you come home from work. I like dogs, because at least they have the decency to pee on the carpet when I come home.

If your car has a problem, just let me know. I don’t know anything about them, but I know a guy who knows a guy….

[Opinion Owner]

I want a huge wedding. I’m talking like 4-5 people. Or maybe the two of us could just fly to Vegas and seal the deal. I actually get weddings and funerals mixed up. Just a bunch of crying and I can’t focus on my video game.

One of my biggest pet peeves about women is this: She’s lying on the couch with her hair a mess and wearing sweats. Then when I’m bustin’ my ass grilling burgers, and realize we have no mustard. I ask her to run to the store and get some. She agrees, but then spends three hours in front of the mirror putting makeup on!! What the fuck is that all about? Am I chopped liver?

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, and if you’re a stripper or your name is Tiffany, you need not apply. I don’t mind a certain level of crazy, but just keep it within reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

This is the short version. Make her laugh and she will want to meet you.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, and add this. I'm not into endless chatting. If you want to meet, let's grab a cup of coffee. No dinners in the beginning. I made that mistake once and took her to a steak dinner. She turned out to be a witch. She was really hot, but I'm not really sure I'm wanting a witch for a wife. What if I forgot to put the toilet seat down? Crikey! I'm not a racist against witches, but I'm really not in the market for one.
But having said that, if you're a smoking hot, bisexual witch, let's grab a cup of coffee.

(The witch part actually happened to me. I met him on POF. I thought I hit the jackpot until he told me he was a witch. )

[Chiarac2003]

Ur good at this!😎

[Opinion Owner]

@Chiarac2003

I've done many for people.

[Chiarac2003]

I bet.

[Opinion Owner]

@Chiarac2003

And this guy couldn't even thank me for taking the time. Join similarworlds. com It's just a smarter crowd.

[Chiarac2003]

I kinda thanked u.

[Opinion Owner]

@Chiarac2003

Yes you did.

[Chiarac2003]

Jus sayin we’re not all like that

[Opinion Owner]

@Chiarac2003

Noted.

[poneglyphs]

What happens if there's a 500 word limit?

[Opinion Owner]

Cross that bridge when you come to it.

[poneglyphs]

So, how should wrute my profile then?

[Opinion Owner]

Are you saying my profile was too big for the site?

[poneglyphs]

Yeah, way too big the max is 500 words on most sites I use

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, that's right, I think you use Bumble. I've never checked that site/app out, but if it's a hookup site, then don't waste your time. 10% of the guys get 100% of the pussy.

Either go on a more traditional site like POF or try a swinger site if you aren't looking for anything serious.

[poneglyphs]

I use bumble, fb dating, tinder. What are some swinging sites

[Opinion Owner]

Have you ever purchased or been gifted edible panties? ↗

Add that in your profile.

adultfriendfinder. com
swinglifestyle. com
https://www.kasidie.com (I've heard really good things about this one)

[bamesjond0069]

Throw up a freak flag or gang sign. If you say something that offends 90% of women the other 10% which will be good matches will seek you out. For example i only date ultra feminine traditional women so i often say things like: "Ill fix your car if you make me a sandwich". Its funny and it excludes women who are offended by the thought of traditional gender roles. The ones that like traditional gender roles are like "whew there's a man who won't bother me with egalitarian crap" thats a good thing. Get it?

[slatyb]

"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" was written by a guy with no training and a mail-order Ph. D. It's just stereotypes and no basis for a relationship. Generalizations about what men or women want are useless, as we are only in a relationship with one particular person who may or may not fit those stereotypes. Just listen to your partner.

[NathanDavis]

never had one... so I have absolutely no idea what to write, but I am 1000% sure I would not go with that Mars and Venus nonsense lmao...

[exitseven]

Thee was no online dating when I was a kid but you should be honest but talk up your positive qualities. Don;t put any pix of you kissing your cat.

[ChrisWhiskeys2]

Just put "I like stuff, you like stuff so let's chat and see if we like each other."

[Fuentes]

I just put sometimes i drink and chill and i always got matches

[Anonymous]

Say it makes sense sense Mars is close to being habitable. While Venus is a hellscape. Not really a coincidence there I think.

[jamartheg]

Don’t use a fucking dating app go talk to real women g

[FunkyMonkee]

How about a Martian to Venusian translator?