Which women would you rather marry?

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MCheetah · Accepted Answer

Option A - Melisa Aslı.  I find it hard to believe someone can be "high maintenance" yet also "intelligent and funny" at the same time. Most high maintenance women are losers who just wants someone to wipe their ass for them and have no actual skills or talents to make their own money. Melisa sounds awful. Option B - Stella Maxwell.  Well, someone that skinny with a BMI of 16 would be faaaaaaar from a "10 in looks" for me when she doesn't even have boobs. The "gets lots of attention from men" part worries me and I have to ask if she indulges in this attention or if it's unwanted. It says she's "naturally flirty," so imma take that as code for "unfaithful" in addition to constantly having men around her, that I would probably have to kick the asses of, because they can't take No for an answer (assuming she even SAYS no). Stella is trouble and not worth it. Option C - Christina Hendricks.  She's way too short for my liking, but considering that's what women say to me all the time, I'm not going to hold it against her. he lawyer part is a turn-off, though. And she also sounds like she's not good for a relationship at all and that her job comes first (even though at 32, she doesn't exactly have much time left to find someone and is in her last three years or so before that door closes). Also, most men don't care about how much money a woman makes, cause it's not like she's going to share any of that wealth with you, anyway. Hell, many wealthy women still expect the guy to pay for her on dates (not me though; no simping or sucker crap, here). Christina doesn't have time for me or any man out there. Option D - Alix Traeger.  She's super short, in my opinion, and also a journalist. You can pretty much stop right there, as a journalist in today's climate means she has a 95% chance of being a complete piece of sh*t human being. MSNBC, Fox News, the Washington Post, the New York Times... Doesn't matter. She's likely a sh*t person with that dying obsolete profession. I also doubt she's "lively and cheerful" with such a career, and she DEFINITELY wouldn't be "offensive" as a journalist considering they thrive off of Cancel Culture. Even if she was a conservative journalist, I doubt she's any of those things. Unless MAYBE she worked for the Babylon Bee. You also said Alix is ugly, too. Option E - Alex De Vel (pinkandinked) . No. F*ck no. I don't even mind the BMI. And there's literally no such thing as "a feminist with a healthy (heterosexual) relationship." And imma be honest: I don't think any women are "funny." It's kinda cringe to hear that. Being able to laugh a lot at your own jokes doesn't make you "funny." Few people, men included, are funny. So the brunette has a sh*t personality and I don't even think she's attractive. The tall blonde is an idiot and probably a cheater/whore. The redheaded lawyer isn't relationship material, and also, not even attractive looking and borderline ugly (that's what a "5" or "6" is). The midget blonde is a Journalist and that alone, is a damn near dealbreaker. However, she could be a "journalist" in the "Steven Crowder, Lauren Chen, and Brett Cooper are 'journalists" sense.  And the feminist has no redeeming qualities and even "animal lover" probably just means she owns nine cats. I don't like ANY of them and sure as hell wouldn't marry any of them. But of this list, if I had to choose one to go out on ONE date with, it'd be Alix, the unattractive hobbit blonde who's supposedly "Funny, sarcastic, lively, cheerful, and tells offensive jokes" while also working at a career where she lies, spreads propaganda, and destroys people's lives for being on the political side she disagrees with. I'd choose option D as the one I'd be least reluctant to marry, but she's definitely not Wifey Material. At least her body is hot, even if she is really short. (Though the real Alix is 5'8".)

DaveJord · Accepted Answer

That's not how it works for men. We don't decide on one or the other, we got to pursue all of them and see which one gives responds to us in a positive way. Which one rejects us, and which really warms up to us.

So i would marry all of them except E... why would not marry E? Because she is too fat, with hair and all... just don't like the look.

But I would pursue any of the other ones and the one that responds to me the most favorability would be the one I would date and who knows maybe marry?

letuswaltzforthedead · Accepted Answer

I'd with either the brunette dance instructor or the redhead lawyer. Possibly the dance instructor for her personality but the lawyer is good too.

AviatorTom · Answer

If I was thinking about marriage (I'm not, I have an SO) and I could decide only on description and picture, I'd take the redhead lawyer. She's the most mature and independent, and I like independent women who can take care of themselves so that I don't always have to.

hahahmm · Answer

I don't see any good choices here. You see, to me marriage is important. Naming you my wife is a big deal. You can't get that just based on looks. You certainly can't get it because you have a nice job. And you sure as hell ain't going to get it by looking like a fat butch lesbo.

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

maybe A, from the looks, but "high maintenance" and "selfish" are severe red flags

not so sure about D, if she is rude, obscene, she'd more suited as a friend

E even though I like thick girls, "hot headed" might be a hard time but healthy in relationships looks fine

ConspiracyTheorist · Answer

The first one because her body is sexy af her face is pretty and she is ambitious, intelligent, and funny so you can have deep conversations and laugh about all kinds of shit, and she just kinda looks like she would be fun to be around.

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Blonde, 5’11 - 16 BMI , 21 years old, amateur model and part time waitress 10/10 in looks not so smart, funny, naturally flirty and fun to be around, gets lots of attention from men.

Th3ft · Answer

I would either choose A or D but I would definitely enjoy chatting up B too! But A would be my mane choice. She sounds like a total package!

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

She looks pretty just needs to be tamed down. LMBO

exitseven · Answer

I think I will go against type and pick the tattoo artist. She sounds like she could be a lot of fun

Summeroflove · Answer

D... But this stuff would really depend. I mean I don't know of any of them are really fully my type being honest but D is the closet

coverboyoutlawbrady · Answer

None of the above, though I'd bop the 5'2" buxom babe in a pinch.

Avicenna · Answer

I’d go for C. Would be A if she weren’t do high maintenance.

AimeeKyle · Answer

D would be my first choice. C is 2nd and B is my 3rd place (a close tie for second though).

bamesjond0069 · Answer

Some weird stuff about them. Like how tall you have the model girl. Too tall, she seemed pretty good except too tall. Same with dance instructor. You have them as amazon women basically.

mickmrly · Answer

I chose D because a funny and lively lady sounds good to me.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

In terms of the photos, option B but with bigger boobs. In terms of the descriptions? None of them.

Berethor · Answer

The blondes don't seems to have any downside, but I prefer the short and sarcastic one. :)

krisluv · Answer

Blonde with pink because she would have me head over heels.

Avatar74 · Answer

Definitely C especially if they looked like Christina Hendricks

Sixgunsound · Answer

Is there an option to create a new dating profile page and start over?

SiberFox · Answer

>feminist >healthy in relationships Pick one, you can't have both

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