How can I get some prisoners so I can test out my experimental zombie virus?

[zombieman666]

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Prisoners are usually very expensive for the government to maintain so i wanna take a few off their hand so i can test out my experimental zombie virus. The government will be able to save some money on food too. A win-win situation.

[Guy13]

Facebook Marketplace, EBAY, or ETSY woukd be my suggestions

[zombieman666]

I mean some useless prisoners from prison not felons off marketplace or ebay. Didn't you read my question?

[Anonymous]

You go to your local prison and slip one of the guards $1000. They'll give you a half hour or so do to whatever you want.

[Anonymous]

Tell some people at Mardi Gras or a dominatrix that you’re into bdsm.

[exitseven]

Go to where the junkies hang out. Tel l them the virus in really fentanyl.

[Iron_Man]

truly not funny

[In_Trance]

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[MessofConfuzzled]

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