How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?

[Circushowcowboy]

[aceleon]

entirely depends on what weaponary arsenal i have.

but the smartest option with zombie apocalypses is taking off to the seas since i'm pretty sure most zombies doesn't know how to swim and even if they do i doubt any of them will be able to catch up with a boat or something. so only true way to survive it if you are not a scientist who finds the cure or an army full of of people who makes a wall is to run of to the water or else they will eventually catch you since i doubt you will ever have enough ammo to deal with every zombie on your region.

if i have to make a list of my strenght and weaknesses in a situation like this:

WEAKNESSES:

not a fast runner due to right leg problem since birth.

fear of heights

not really stealthy

impatience

STRENGHTS:

objectively good aim, i pretty much never miss expect the times i have to shoot by hand (i don't miss the directions i either use over power or under power)

thinking fast, like really fast

excellent fighter for an untrained person, never lost a fight since 12.

good with hands

extremely keen senses (will have easier time to tell when a zombie is near either by smell or sound)

cold-blooded when needed, good at repressing emotions since i started anger mannagement at 6.

[ErebusD]

Honestly, I would just find the nearest bar and have a good drink and the nearest Library and enjoy my glass with a good book. So give if take 48 hours just because zombies don't read 😂

[Circushowcowboy]

That’s using the noggin lol

[ErebusD]

😂😂 exactly

[Simslover92]

It depends on what kind zombies we're talking about.

TWD zombies a long time.
28 weeks later zombies not even five minutes.

[Circushowcowboy]

True, there’s some really slow zombies lol

[Simslover92]

Lol yep TWD zombies I feel like I would have a really good chance of surviving and it's the humans I would have to worry about if you've ever seen the show.

[Circushowcowboy]

I haven’t actually watched it but I could see that becoming the case in a situation like that

[Simslover92]

Yeah it starts out with them fighting the zombies but then they end up fighting each other. It's crazy.

[Circushowcowboy]

Got ya. I should get around to watching it some day

[Simslover92]

Yeah you definitely should. It's pretty good up until a certain infamous season. I won't give away anything but I stopped watching it after that season and a lot of people also did.

[Circushowcowboy]

Got ya, good to know.

[Nikki1989]

Not long. I don't even like eating meat, let alone brains.

[Xawyx-2]

Long enough to find some safe place.

Maybe I wouldn't need to leave my apartment, I have water, I need more food.

It depends on many factors.

[DryGermanGuy]

Just give me three items - a 12 gauge autoloader, a.45 longslide with laser sighting and an UZI 9 mm. 😬👍

[exitseven]

I imagine I would do, okay. The ones that i did not run over I would blow them way with my shotgun.

[Iron_Man]

it depends who I had on my team and how many people and I need the proper weapons to annihilate them

[Abbycado]

If they were spawned by you? Indefinitely.

[Circushowcowboy]

Pffft I could take you!

[Abbycado]

“Oh look, there’s another one by my coffe cup.” *flick*

[Circushowcowboy]

I’m not flickable 😤

[Abbycado]

I wish that autocorrected lmao

[Circushowcowboy]

Omg lolss

[Abbycado]

I’ve got Taylor over here giggling like she wants to grab my phone.

The ideas formulating in my head. You’d cancel your account. Crisis adverted. XD

[Circushowcowboy]

👀😶😂😂

[Abbycado]

Mhmm, I got ammo again. Three witty girls. Well, one, not so much. The other two? Mhmm

[Circushowcowboy]

Lolss oh lord

[LiamJHayden]

It depends. Dumb George Romero type ones, with warning? Almost indefinitely. Fast Gen Z ones with no warning? No long unless I can get out to sea in a boat with supplies.

[UniquelyBasic]

Like 10 minutes 😅 I have zero survival instincts

[Agape93]

Quite a long time.

[jahaims]

I live rural and prep as a hobby.

[WonderingManII]

not long.