If mermaids existed, would they wanna date men?

[Billybob46]

Do you think they would or not be interested in any of them at all?

[BCA6010]

Depending on which mythology you refer to, they'd be more interested in eating men.

Basically, no. It's a relationship with no chance of working due to the fact we'd live in mutually exclusive environments, and the possibility of attempting to circumvent that fatally backfiring would be a massive deterrent.

[Billybob46]

Do you think they'd at least have sex with one?

[snackthatsmilesback]

Ain't no way. Mermaids aren't people. They can't "date." We know the stories, fucking every story about anything human-lookin in the ocean? It's not human. It's not rational, doesn't have a moral compass. It's some luring trick like an angler and they just want food—hopefully. Ig they could be like dolphins but it's not like ud survive to feel much anyway. Basically mermaids are only named that cuz they look like women. We know that's a trick.

[DizzyDesii]

I would assume they’d go for Mermen but you never know

[cryscrys1]

Unless the mermaid is trans or I don't know

[Billybob46]

So, yes?

[Pacquet]

Mermaids or Trichechus manatus typically date other mermaids and mermen but there have been cases depicted in films like the little mermaid where the mermaid is pursuing a human male. These phenomena are rare on occasion and they will copulate but unfortunately mermaids are not compatible with most males especially BillyBobs. 😔

[NamerOfStars]

Great Big Sea did a song about this. So did Ninja Sex Party. I suggest you ask them.

[Adam1978]

No they would probably be like the original stories ie lure sailors to their doom. And eat them.

[zagor]

Presumably there would also be mermen, so probably not. Unless they were some weird species that had only females who reproduced by screwing with human males.

[LiamJHayden]

They'd likely want to do something altogether different with men.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Better question, why would any human ever want to fuck a fish cloaca over human genitals?

[NostalgiaSenpi]

They'd probably have their own male counterpart and both might , but probably wouldn't produce viable offspring.

[RockyHammock]

I mean.. some monkeys look like people and we don't date them lol

[Guy13]

Yes of course.

[jshm2]

Don't be stupid.

Incels would still not get a date.

[DarkWinterNights]

I thought the legend was that they drowned and ate men?

[Billybob46]

That's only one legend, another is they get angry if a human male rejects having sex with them.

[EaterPeter]

I am sure they do other wise why there would be siren song

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!

[EaterPeter]

Otherwise

[PainusNdeeAnus]

Probably not date but I’m sure they’d be delicious

[chronic22]

Mermaids are evil couple videos of supposed real mermaids first video is of animal planet and history channel
https://youtu. be/bSG3kPa-jOU
https://youtu. be/Wt9k4V1OoSU

[Randalama]

Irrelevant. Does a mermaid taste like chicken? Naw, tastes like fish. No love for the mermaid.

[HaveNoName]

The idea grosses me out. I would run from that place the fastest I could. Even as a concept of fantasy cartoon, it is obnoxious and repulsive as hell.

[Exterminatore]

I don't know. Would men be interested in them? No vagina, count me out.

[Anonymous]

Well they say that mermaids would use thier siren song to lure sailors close so thier ships would dash and break upon the rocks. So my guess is yes. But only to try to destroy them.

[Anonymous]

They would have a strong preference for their own kind-mermans.

[Zayed_]

Women already smell like fish down there, so I can’t imagine how a mermaid’s would smell lol

[Charliefretz329]

Mating would be anti-climatic… swim close, spray and depart

[Iron_Man]

Yes they would

[Minahh]

Mermaid want only mermen

[JosyJosy]

We'd hunt them for soup.

[Akam93]

I would think so.

[pethouse]

Bruhh