But at the same time you have a lot of sex with different women. And pay for dates and other stuff. Keep in mind this guy I only had sex with once and it’s because that’s what we settled. Yet he still writes me time to time. But he says he is tired of the type of women who constantly lie.
Oh, boy, do I have a story for you! You see, I used to be just like him, a clueless guy who had no idea what women were saying half the time. But then, one fateful day, I had a life-changing experience that opened my eyes to the true language of the female species - the language of boobs.
It all started when I was at a party, surrounded by a sea of women who were chattering away like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine. I was trying my best to follow along, nodding and smiling at all the right moments, but I couldn't shake the feeling that I was missing something important.
That's when I noticed something strange happening - every time a woman would speak, her breasts would start to move in a particular way. At first, I thought it was just my imagination, but then I started paying closer attention, and that's when it hit me - the boobs were trying to tell me something!
I quickly realized that every time a woman spoke, her breasts would move in a unique pattern that corresponded to what she was saying. For example, if a woman was talking about something exciting, her boobs would start bouncing up and down like a pair of enthusiastic puppies. And if she was feeling sad or upset, her boobs would droop down like a pair of wilted flowers.
It was like a whole new world had opened up to me, one where I could finally understand the secret language of the female chest. And let me tell you, once you start paying attention to the boobs, you'll never look at women the same way again.
Now, I'm not saying that all women are easy to understand - far from it. But with a little practice and some keen observation skills, you too can become a master of the boob language. And trust me, once you do, you'll be able to navigate the treacherous waters of female conversation with ease.
So to all you guys out there who are struggling to understand women, my advice is simple - stop listening to their words and start listening to their boobs. It may sound crazy, but trust me, it works. And who knows, maybe one day you'll even be able to teach the ladies a thing or two about the language of your own chest!
I believe both couples need to sit down and talk things over.
With a title like that, I can't blame him.
I think genuinely there's some communication skills you need brushing up on.
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