Is it weird my neighbor said this?

[Anonymous]

He said if I passed away before my girlfriend, he'll definitely make a move.

[BlackJeep]

You might not need to pass away. He's probably making a move if you're going away for a weekend with the boys

[Asker]

I'm not.

[Anonymous]

he's weird. I'd think nothing of it just that he thinks ur girlfriend is hot. and if he's hot too then keep her away from him.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Tell him if he ever says anything like that to you again, he'll be "passing away" before either of you

[ZXCwWRQWz]

I'm thinking he's inviting you to kill him.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Or at least beat the shit out of him until he changes his mind.