Hi girls! My name is Mr. Average. It is nice to meet you. How do I find a lovely girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

Also I don't make 6 figures.

However I live alone in a nice apartment studio and that's also why I have not yet enrolled in driving school to get me my drivers license.

[loveslongnails]

Shouldn't be too difficult - there are tons of Ms. Average's out there.

[Asker]

Ms. Averages are not really average. They are beautiful girls. To me at least.

[loveslongnails]

That's not really the point. There are plenty of girls who consider themselves "average", and they're not difficult to find.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Is that a new form of advertisement?

[Asker]

Should I put this in my online dating bio? Not, that I expect it to work regardless.

[Sonjita]

Ugh ugly

[BarryLiverstone]

At a bowling alley