Guys, how does one find a girlfriend?

[DubiousIntentions]

Seems pretty simple to me.

[Fireguy17]

It is a lot of work to find that someone special.
Endless first dates, going broke buying all of those dinners, planning, and all the while hoping that she might be the one, only to find out she was with you for a free meal, or her real date didn't start until later and she didn't want to eat alone.
Dating can be a royal pain and it can be fun.

[SnowedIn]

I agree with you about the box but the fallacy is evident in the picture: pussy begets pussy. You'll notice that if you put a cucumber in the box it'll scare the pussy away.

So, I'd stick to school, coffee shops, stores, and sporting events.

😉

[MuskratLove]

The best way to get a bank loan, is to prove you don't need it. It's the same with getting a girlfriend.
If the girls catch wind that you want a girlfriend, they're going to run the other way. If they sense you don't want a girlfriend... they're going to be all over you like...

* A chicken on a June bug
* Like green on grass
* Like white on rice
* Like a cheap suit
* Like government money on a bad idea

It's just the way the world works. Right now, I DON'T want a club sandwich.

[SnowedIn]

That gif! Lmao.

[MuskratLove]

Fate can work to your advantage, you just have to be more smartly than fate. I hope I don't win the lottery. That would really suck! I would hate that.

[DubiousIntentions]

I think a cucumber is a fallacy. A cat will jump at anything. If my cat is walking past my feet and I quickly move them he jumps in the air too.

[DubiousIntentions]

@MuskratLove I don't buy that. Some guys would jump at the chance for a girlfriend.

[MuskratLove]

@dubiousintentions

I'm talking about the law of least effort.


It has nothing to do with being lazy. I know that a guy might jump at the chance for a girlfriend. I'm just saying to not make it an obsession, because the law of attraction doesn't work like that. Read or listen to Deepak Chopra. He's an Indian surgeon and philosopher. The universe operates on polarity. If you push too hard, a guy will cause her to repel. If the guy backs off, the magnetism will pull her back in. Pick up artists master the push/pull technique. Another of Deepak's teachings, is to STOP defending your point of view. This is how you handle this conversation:

Muskrat: Dubious, did you know the sky is purple?
Dubious: No, it's blue.
Muskrat: No, it's purple.
Dubious: You're right. Have a nice day.

Deepak says we waste 90% of our mental energy defending our point of view, when our point of view doesn't need to be defended. If I tell you the current president is Abraham Lincoln, just agree and go on your way. You have nothing to gain by arguing with me.

[Sixgunsound]

@MuskratLove Jordan Peterson is adamant about the benefits of not being partisan, in the main for the same reason Chopra is.

[Daniela1982]

Look at the stickers inside the lid. It is the same box. Yeah, seems like my cats like laying in empty boxes too.

[Jennz6]

@daniela1982 that’s cute

[Daniela1982]

@Jennz6 My cats were strays I adopted. Their mother was a feral cat. She still hangs around too. But I made sure she was neutered.

[RavVid]

It is not just tabbies that like boxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY&t=63s

[Daniela1982]

@RavVid Liking to chew on or play with is not the same. But entertaining just the same.

[RavVid]

A friend told me he saw a video of a tiger jumping into a box but this was the best I could find.

[OlderAndWiser]

You go to the girlfriend store and pick one out?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Here Fishy Fishy!

[DubiousIntentions]

That is cheating!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh fiddle sticks you caught me!

[Sevenpointfive]

did you lose her? where did you last see her?

[NathanDavis]

death and/or alive...

[WindAtMyBack]

You ain't fooling me. That's not the same box. Or photo-shopped? Not sure if I trust this method.

[Hellraiser1984]

Be an Adonis and have tons of cash and many cars and houses and then dump her when someone better comes along. Depending on the guy he may abuse you and guess what? You may make a posthumous appearance on dateline.

[lightbulb27]

That's basically what it's all about.

Just be your best self and available...

[Kaneki05]

I have multiple Xboxes but girls don't tend to be interested so this is a lie!

[Surely]

Wouldn’t bringing an empty box be the way for a woman to get a boyfriend?
Or a box with a cherry 🍒 inside!

[Sixgunsound]

Hahaha well played😆

[exitseven]

Go to the girlfriend store or order online

[DubiousIntentions]

I hear there are too many returns there.

[exitseven]

@dubiousintentions Yes, but if you break it , you buy it. To be serious I think you need to hang out where other people go that is not a bar. I got my Masters degree later in life. I was married but there were quite a few attractive women who seemed to be dateable. Activities that you are interested in is a good idea as well. You already have something in common.

[Daniela1982]

Your girlfriend store sells girls in the Philippines or Russia.

[exitseven]

@Daniela1982 I worked with a guy who ordered one from Honest Boris from St Petersburg (and not the one in Florida). It did not end well

[Daniela1982]

All these girls are looking for a sugar daddy. Girls in the Philippines will marry guys 3 times their age.

[Rockstarrrrr]

It's very simple.. Be handsome... And just walk outside lol

[Jay3344]

Usually make friends with a girl, ask her out a few times. If she’s into you you’ll know and eventually a relationship can begin

[Jennz6]

Go out and look, find a nice girl in Church?

[msc545]

A nice box will do it, OR - they are generally on the produce aisle next to comfy potholders.

[DubiousIntentions]

Women have their own box to attract men. 😜

[msc545]

Okay yeah I'm not touching that one thanks so much

[SunnyRS]

It isn't that simple if you want a long lasting relationship.

[OddBeMe]

Most men don’t know how to talk to women. So…no not simple. But not your fault.

[Anonymous]

why? who needs the headaches stress constant attention seeking bullshit the constant endless nonstop drama?

[WhiteBoyChill]

Lol. If one were to hide in a box people wouldn’t notice them

[Auf_schweden_ya_doma]

Why find a girlfriend?

Better to just live

[slatyb]

After divorcing, I found them on match dot com.

[Astarlessnightsky]

i was lucky enough to meet one on a dating app.

[clampfan101]

What’s the human equivalent of an empty box? lol

[LiamJHayden]

I usually just go to The Girlfriend Store.

[grega239]

If you're me, you dont

[Dinosaursandanime65]

So basically you’re alive

[Nfkybyb]

Definitely bring an empty box.

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

If only.

[RandomGuy1030]

Who cares