How should I ask out my crush? She’s a lesbian, so there’re a chance she will like me back. I’m a boy?

[Anonymous]

[Sour-rose]

Lol, so anyways, yesterday... I put on my dead girl appearance with my white contacts. It felt nice to dress up for me, not because it's just Halloween. And yesterday, protected a wallet from peering eyes. Thought about taking the money but better me said to find the li- oh hey, there he is! Guy was super thankful i kept his wallet safe and gave me a $20. Then went to target to buy food but didn't have my card... but a lady volunteered to pay for my stuff. It was 35 bucks worth but god is truly good. <3

[YesterdaysChild]

If she is really a lesbian, I'm thinking she would only like you as a friend. I don't think she would be interested in playing choo choo train with you unless she switches tracks at some time in the future. In my opinion, if you are looking for more than just a friend, you better keep on choogling, straight ahead down the track, as you won't be playing in her tunnel of love.

[Count_de_Monte_Volo]

She could be a fake lesbian and just bi-sexual. A lot of bisexual girls call themselves lesbians because of the “patriarchy” or something.

[Twalli]

Not likely she'll like you if she's a lesbian, higher chance if she's bisexual but trends more towards women.

[Zenpanda]

She's a lesbian.
Lesbians like women.
You are a man.
Lesbians don't date men.
She won't date you.
You have 0% chance.

[U88484]

The lie detector determine… THAT was a lie.

[Zenpanda]

How the F is that a lie?
Are people confused on what a lesbian and a homosexual are?
If she would like a man she'd be bisexual or pansexual, not a lesbian.

[U88484]

I don’t believe in that. You can engage in gay behavior or not. That’s it.

[Zenpanda]

So you can have sex with a woman and you'll like it?

[U88484]

Yepp. The body has spots and triggers. Doesn’t matter who’s pushing the buttons.

[Zenpanda]

Wow, so you're basically pansexual and still think it's a choice.
I think I'll have to inform you that straight people are more often than not disgusted when it comes to sex with the same gender.

[U88484]

Okay. I’m talking about if it’s forced on you. I was mileages growing up by females and yes there were times it felt good.

[U88484]

Molested*. It’s an example of enjoying it even though you weren’t into the person or gender

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Dude Why the fuck you write everything like a fucking stanza.😂😂😂

[virtualwasp]

go for it, so many people at work say im a lesbo, im not. so dont assume from others until you heard it direct

[Evelump]

I don’t think you know what the definition of Lesbian is buddy 😅

[provokeesmokee]

No chance.

She's a lesbian and you are not a girl.

[Count_de_Monte_Volo]

There is video interview evidence a lot of self-proclaimed lesbians are in fact bisexual. The YouTube channel IKnowAyrel exposes cheaters and tons of the self-proclaimed lesbians are cheating on their partner with men. Maybe she’s one of those?

[provokeesmokee]

Lmaoooo damn, biphobes and homophobes combined!

Have fun listening to a YouTuber. Totally a 100% reliable source based in actial science. /s (because you're too stupid to know it's sarcasm unless someone points it out)

Asker, bro, you don't have a chance with the lesbian. But if you want to be plastered at school as a creepy That Guy, keep going! Enjoy your school years, you'll have a worse time as you age.

[Count_de_Monte_Volo]

Your sarcasm wasn’t very good. Trust me, I am a man.

[Tharithi]

Well tell me about her personality, yours , and why u like a lesb

[Sasha0426]

If she’s a lesbian, she’s into women. You no chance with her since she won’t like you back the same way.

[Sasha0426]

*have no

[LiamJHayden]

If I know she is only into girls I will not bother asking her out on a date.

[In_Trance]

Do you know what a lesbian is because I don't think you do

[BlissfullyCurSed]

start hormone therapy and become a girl

[boggboss]

Please tell me you are trolling

[JustinTheGreat]

she ain’t interested

[DextroShade]

Avoid the alphabet people bruh.

[Starrrboy]

Thanks.. I just lost some brain cells lol

[jshm2]

You don't.

[Anonymous]

Nice trolling.