Girls, would you find it weird if a guy sleeps with a 🧸?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I met a beautiful woman on here and I’m gonna plan a trip to visit her but there is a problem, I’m a little concerned about how she’s gonna feel when she finds out I sleep with a 🧸. It’s obvious she’s crazy about me, so I’m hoping she’ll look past it. It’s such a wonderful feeling being in love! Would you have a problem if your boyfriend slept with a 🧸?

[msmissydc]

No, the teddybear can cleep with my plush panda. 🤗

[Wallythewalrus2]

I like Pandas! I remember when our zoo got a pair years ago from China. The even had babies.

[D_Bone_Steak]

If she doesn't love you even though you fuck a teddy bear, then she doesn't deserve you.

My Teddy Bear is a coom target.

[Tapeworm]

Yes unless I manage to buy a bear costume before the date.

[Beckybooboo]

I’d probably call him my girlfriend and throw his bear in a river!

[Wallythewalrus2]

DAMN!! That’s cold!

[Lisia]

Totally normal

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thanks babe! You’ll fall in love with him!

[Lisia]

Yes I love him more than u

[Wallythewalrus2]

That’s it! You won’t hear from me again. I knew this would happen. Goddamnit!

[Lisia]

Dad, you can't just leave

[Wallythewalrus2]

I just can’t do it! It’s been murder being away from you! I missed you so much! I’ll never stop talking to you again!

[Lisia]

That was 15 minutes

[Wallythewalrus2]

I know! You feel the heartbreak too, couldn’t you? Please forgive me! It was horrible and so lonely. Our time apart made me realize how much I love and need you! Please, write me back asap! I wanna read your beautiful words!

[Lisia]

Where is your uncle

[Wallythewalrus2]

You’ll like him when you meet him! He’s really quirky, good sense of humor but yeah, he can be a little weird/strange, as can tell, him and I aren’t anything alike but we get along just fine.

[Lisia]

I don't want to meet your uncle

[Wallythewalrus2]

You don’t wanna meet my family? Why don’t you just drive a knife through my heart!

[Lisia]

I'm already meeting your teddy bear.. isn't that enough?

[Wallythewalrus2]

My friend Becky said she’d throw him in a river and call me her girlfriend. You wouldn’t do that, would you?

[Lisia]

I would call the bear my girlfriend

[cherriibly]

Nope, it's not weird

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thank you!

[Anonymous]

So won't she see this post?