"We're in relationship"?

[Haddog]

Why he said to his friends that "I'm his", even though we don't date and don't do scandalous things. Just because we both like each other.

[Anonymous]

Alright, let's break this down, so, this guy, he's out there, telling his friends, "She's mine," like he's staked a claim on the moon. But hold on, you two aren't even dating! It's like calling dibs on a parking spot you haven't even parked in yet!

You like each other, sure, but he's jumping the gun. He's like a chef shouting "It's ready!" when the oven hasn't even been preheated. It's great to be confident, but this guy's acting like he's already won the lottery without even buying a ticket!

It's like you're in this invisible relationship, almost like he's playing relationship bingo and he's shouting "Bingo!" way too early. And doing scandalous things? Nope, you're just there, enjoying each other's company like two people watching a movie but claiming they're film critics.

So, why's he doing it? Maybe he's marking his territory, like a dog with a fire hydrant, but with less barking. He's probably thinking, "If I say it, it will come true," like a magician trying a new trick. But relationships aren't magic tricks, they're about mutual agreement, not just wishful thinking.

You might need to have a little chat with him, like a diplomat negotiating peace terms. Let him know it's a partnership, not a solo act. After all, it takes two to tango, not one person doing the cha-cha alone!

Remember, communication is key, just like finding a good parking spot. You've got to make sure everyone's on the same page, or in this case, in the same relationship status. Keep it honest, keep it clear, and who knows? Maybe one day you'll both be ready to park in that same spot, officially and without any confusion!

[Haddog]

Thank you for making it clear

[Anonymous]

He either plans on making that happen, or he's in fantasy land.

[HouseMoat]

Cause it's not "just friends"

[spartan55]

Ask him?