AITA for assuming she wants sex on the first date (now blocked each other) because I found out she uses 4chan daily?

[Tapeworm]

NTM

YTM

You're both MILFs

[D_Bone_Steak]

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1703213844366990.webm

You don't have to thank me now... but this is our world on 4chan.

[Tapeworm]

Should have added such a video in the question to make it even more confusing.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I still gotta learn that link stuff you were telling me about. I could make random words into links to pictures of coom jars.

[LazerBean]

I think you need to reword your question, because I'm having a hard time deciding how the different parts of the questions relate to eachother

[Tapeworm]

Ever since I got scammed by some salesman on a forum, particularly disgusting was his fake smile I actually believed what he's saying is true and i spent 10 minutes hearing him out, until he mentioned that his boner pills work even on women, and 10 other bots nodded confirming it as the infallible eternal truth, that's when it all happened, and I don't trust people's advise on the internet anymore. I have to go to the scientific journals and fact checkers
snopes. com/search/is_lazerbean_making_fun_of_me?/
i decided I'd rather talk to a woman face to face instead of buying Andrew Tate's audio cookbook with DIY dick enlargement surgery mimicking trials and then tricking her into falling onto me while I'm hard, and if spectators point out how I faked it I'd call it a prank and a joke. But in reality in order to gather the courage to talk to a woman I had to convince myself that the fact that she uses 4chan means she's ready to watch porn together with me and I'm sure you already know... the dicpics and everything... i already knew how I'd suffer premature ejaculation so i pulled it out right in the date to pit out the awkwardness and tension. It's enough i have hypertension because all i do is sit in my мом's ваseмеnt and eat cheetos and drink mountain dew.

[LazerBean]

Wow, well good luck lol

[Tapeworm]

Thanks and I will be lucky I promise you that. I'm a very successful man. I'm actually a relationship coach. Also a dating coach for those who are single which appears to be the case for you. I'm also a hookup coach if you need free training.

[LazerBean]

Lol thanks, I'll keep that in mind

[Anonymous]

Pretty sure her vagina is a toilet for semen, don't even touch 4chan girls with a 100m pole.

[Tapeworm]

Who knew that I'm a toilet-fuскег, when you likely haven't seen @pers0n's anonymous question "does my wife hate me because of my sexuality?"

[Opinion Owner]

Because I once saw you walking down the aisle with a toilet in my dream

[Tapeworm]

You mean carrying a toilet in my rma as I walk down the aisle, akin to a groom carrying his wife?

[Avicenna]

People reject each other for any number of reasons