I'm not in any way opposed to online dating, because some people live a more remote life. But who pays for these "dating coaches" ?

[LRSJame]

They've never been on a date, but they're experts in dating? LOL (maybe you know some of these morons)

I've talked to several women who've been duped by the doctors in India. "I love you. I want to marry you. But my wallet got stolen this morning. Can you please send me $1,500? One woman fell for this not once, but twice! LOL

But the dating coaches really crack me up. They're so full of shit.

Here's my advice on dating online...

Girls: Have a male friend write your profile. You can't do it.

Guys: Have a female friend write your profile. You can't do it.

I've lost track of how many dating profiles I've written for friends.

Guys, this is the standard pic you find on a female dating profile.

I have a gun. I kill things. Marry me. LOL

This is the standard pic guys use.

I hate football, basketball and hamburgers. I just like romantic walks on the beach.

I'm not a "dating coach" and even though I was born at night, I wasn't born LAST night.

Never give a dime to these "dating coach" shysters.

I got my chubby friend married in three months.

This was the profile I wrote for her...

"I'm not really into going out on the town, but I've been told that I clean up pretty nice, so if that's your thing, I can make that work. I hate sports, but if you goof balls like that, I can fix up some pizza or something. I hate hunting, but if you let me sleep until noon in the tent, I'll have brunch ready for you killers!

I really just want a friend with benefits. But I just want to be the only one getting the benefits. I'm not looking forward to meeting your family, or you meeting mine. But I'm sure we can bite the bullet and make it happen.

Nine years of dating on POF, and I got her married in three months. Free of charge. LOL

[Wise4myage]

Who ever hires them.