Well she won't be my girlfriend because i believe that sexual acts comes after marriage so if she does such thing, it means she's already my housewife 😁
Well i guess that i'll make her my main dish for today, oh she's going to have marks and maybe bruised, these are the least things that you will have to expect after being attacked by a grizzly wild bear 🤣🤣
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"Come on over here and Santa will give you the present he knows you want!"
if my boyfriend was wearing that I'd find it hilarious
That is overdressed for my girlfriend.
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Pull off the undies and start eating the puss.
Not exactly but I’d say “Hey babe you’re looking really sexy, I can tell somebody’s having a little bit of fun ;)” then I’d go down by her and make out with her and probably have fun
My eyes would bug out and my jaw would drop, but I'd be thinking "Ho Ho Ho! Bells will soon be ringing." 😳 🥵 😃 😍 😛 😛 😛
Maybe ask her if she would like to eat some loaded baked potatoes. I got a craving from this site since someone mentioned baked potatoes.
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"Why the hell is the Christmas tree still up? Oh, nvm bend over."
First I would think I was in the wrong house because since my wife hit early menopause, she doesn’t even think of anything sexual much anymore. 😞
All I can say is that it will be a Merry Christmas indeed & she would be the perfect present.
without her even touching me lol:
I would be thinking she's about to get banged!
I don't know why you think it's Christmas, but I'm ready!
if i was a dude, i'd def be taking her to the room asap lol
I'd probably faint... lol
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oh yeah... it's Thursday...
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Marry Christmas to me I guess
I will ask her where is my gift 🎁
I’ve been such a good boy this year!
Its time to fuck.
I'd be in shock I'd love it
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