I just talked to a fella on here. I'm not trying to help people on here, because it's a waste of time. What do you think about his meme?

[ApplePie409]

I told him about a kid I worked with. He was a 17 year old dishwasher.

1. He was dirt poor

2. He drove a small economy car

3. Don't know about the abs

4. More like 6 hours from his last relationship

5. 5' 2" tall

6. Don't know about the pants thing.

Anyways, I told the GAG fella that my pal saw more ass than a cowboy's saddle.

He didn't fit the meme, but he had the smile the size of Montana and charm to burn.

I was constantly lecturing him on treating girls like disposable paper cups. He just smiled. He confided to me that he was a serial cheater, and he only did it so they would dump him. He wanted to get dumped, because that was the easiest way for him to move on. I still liked him, because it wasn't my circus and it wasn't my monkeys.

Just a thought.

PS Brad, your ass will deleted.

[strateguy632]

fascinating! i loved it but not realistic. but i guess that is the "shopping list" of the average woman all those sixes. but for me:
1 9,000 add the cents 9,000.00 six figure lol

2 car 6 horse power is also six and realistic.

4 seems bad why waited so long?

5 tall but 5 foot 1 also totals six!

[ApplePie409]

Lonely women and lonely men.
People are fucking stupid.

[SotiCoto]

Weird sixes. The first 5 seem unreasonably high... but isn't 6 inches on the dick aiming a little low?

[ApplePie409]

It won't get you a job in porn, but other than that, mother nature knew what she was doing.

[Peridot25]

@ApplePie409 You do realize in the porn industry they do modify certain things, right?

[ApplePie409]

@Peridot25

I'm not sure what you mean.

[Peridot25]

I’m saying even in porn not everything looks what they seem.

[ApplePie409]

@Peridot25

I don't believe that. It's either big or it isn't. I'm just saying it doesn't matter much in the real world.