I do…but less romantic. “Guy who needs website”….”Old Chick selling insurance”

I do…but less romantic. “Guy who needs website”….”Old Chick selling insurance”

No but I've seen some students contacts and they are unbelievable!!
Stepdad: "Thinks he's my dad", "Homewrecker", "Major MANipulator" (he was military)
Mom: "Birth giver" "Evil Bitch" "ATM Machine", "Bigtime Boomer"
Friends: "Shudda been cut" (from athletic team), "Slutty Ginger", "Camp friends with benefits", "MILF Hunter", "Car Wrecker", "Dude who does my HW"
Siblings: "Pimp with 🔥 Friends", "Middle child", "Moms Favorite", "Why They Stopped Having Kids"
Women: "Slut from X", "Blower" "Train Station" "Spitter"
Employer: "Mr Crabs" (SpongeBob reference to cheapskate boss), "Creepy Pedo" & "Till OF Career Takes Off"
And the marijuana dealer: "Forrest Ranger" (never saw that but apparently it's true).
I have my number under
Sir Me, Myself and I
And my brother is down as
The Right Honourable Reverend Brother **** Fuzzy Duck ******, Attorney At Law Esq. MD
The astricks are his name and I'm not giving that way
I'll be zipped up given how slow they arrive nowadays
Kind of lol. I had my husband saved as "dog catcher (hot)" for years cuz of how we met. But eventually he saw that I hadn't changed it & said I should put husband in it somewhere in case of emergency. So now it's "dog catcher (Husband)"
Yes… haha I’m guilty. I’m pretty approachable and single at that.. that’s the only way I remember someone I don’t really talk to
That might help
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Nope!
I’d put their full name since you have to talk to them so, probably not a good sign to them when you only remember their looks & physical features more than a name. Ugh!
Yes, but about people who want guitars: Steve who likes 8 string, Rick who collects Strats.
I don't have anyone as contacts, I memoried everyone's numbers and will know how to call and who's calling by seeing the number
Memorized*
not really. but it's a good idea if you don't remember a name
Nope. I have none like that.
A bit m, orethan that.
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