Would you push a pineapple around a supermarket to find a date?

[purplepoppy]

According to the BBC people in Spain are putting upside-down pineapples in their supermarket trollies to advertise they are looking for a date https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8rx2xvj237o

Personally I think a crate of cat food, a bottle of wine and a cucumber drops a bigger hint that you're single.

But would you join the hordes of singletons looking for love at your supermarket with the help of a pineapple?

[Rosexøxø]

And…. This just has to be a marketing scheme or something because what to do when they want to buy and leave the store? They all have to walk and put the pineapples back? But them? Every time they shop, they have to come back home with a pineapple? 🍍 😭 😂

People may get sick of pineapples after this. Especially those who may be single for longer periods than just a month or something.

[Rosexøxø]

Buy*

[Rosexøxø]

And I agree with the blunt statement of wine cucumber and cat food 😂

[beefcakebradybatson]

If she had at least 36-inch spuds, SURE !!!

[on_my_knees]

Oh boy, let me tell ya, I can't help but imagine myself in a steamy scene straight outta the wildest fantasies!

Picture this: I'm wandering the produce aisle, leash in hand, dressed in my favorite stepmom cosplay, and I spot a ripe pineapple, oh so sweet and juicy.

Now, imagine if a lovely lass, all tied up in a seductive rope harness, watched me in this act, her eyes wide with excitement.

We'd engage in a game of seductive glances and silent promises, circling each other with our pineapples in our carts.

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And when we finally connect, well, let's just say I'd love to demonstrate the true meaning of "forced masturbation," all while keeping that pineapple oh so close to my private area

Cleanup on aisle 3! Looks like someone spilt some pinapple coom juice.

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[RebelinSteel]

Bugger, I was wondering why i was getting funny looks in Tescos the other day, must have been my Two Pineapples, one up n one down. Usually I do the single trolley with my double pack of Tesco doughnuts and bottle wine.

[Crimsyjo]

Haha I don't know who's started this new 'trend" but recently heard one about putting a peach in your trolley to signal single and looking 🤔😏

[AviatorTom]

Which way do you have to put the can of pineapple to get the same result?

[abc3643]

Why would I have to?

Dates are usually located in the Produce section of a supermarket not far from pineapples.

Bowl of dates

[Nikki1989]

There are better methods.

[PizzaDaddyo]

Lmao classic!

[Drewtate]

A bottle of wine and a cucumber drops a bigger hint that you are planning a fun night 4 yourself lol

[Jersey2]

I’ll bet there are a lot of pineapples left near the checkout registers. I wouldn’t do it. In the US an upside down pineapple means swingers.

[Easy1134]

Not the worst idea I've heard. I always wonder how do there ideas get communicated.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Google what an upside down pineapple means because this is what it says.

The upside-down pineapple denotes that a person is either a swinger or looking for a swinging party.

[mstbooblover]

Hmmm... Let me think a moment, considering I'm indeed looking for a date... Does that work in Belgium also that trick with the pineapple in reverse position? Tell us more please Poppy ;0)

[spartan55]

That's a great idea. Yours is way better though. You have all the "I'm crazy, and here is my gear" covered.

[Bovrilbaby]

Nope…. i think there are betters way…online dating for example

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

hahahaha, that's an incredibly fun trend, thanks for reporting this 🤣

[WhitneySnow]

I’d rather have the cucumber lol

Jk. I think it’s a cute tradition.

[electromagnetic]

I’m not looking for a date but lol

[zagor]

I think I could go through a pineapple a week.

[nawtee_me]

Aren’t dates also found in the fresh fruit section? I prefer pitted myself….. lol

[fifjejehxhehdd]

I mean I would think 50% of young women are buying a cucumber for non food reasons so that’s who ya hit on if you have a HAMMER like me 😂😂😂

[buzzword]

Pineapple... Ribbed for her pleasure...

[paledreams]

Lol nope I'm taken lol 😂😆

[paledreams]

So to speak :P

[andreasderjuengere]

I never depended on a pineapple to get a date :D

[LaurenM1997]

That’s just silly 😂

[LaurenM1997]

I wouldn’t look for love a supermarket 😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What happens if I push two pineapples?

[MrGSpotHer]

I hate pineapple would I have to buy it too?

[RedInnocent69]

Does it work? 🤔😂

[noohair]

Europeans.

[Walksbehindtherows]

Disgrace

[Luckypoo]

Yes i do