Is it sad that the only reason I like white chicks at all is because they shuffle dance the best?

[D_Bone_Steak]

[Rosexøxø]

First of all, I don’t know what these dances are. If it’s shuffle, I don't know what is required to make it that. Shuffling the feet? Shuffling the head? A certain combination of movements? They all seemed to do various things.

Second of all, why is this an HOUR long? I skipped through. Who would watch a movie length video full of 1 second clips of people dancing? I viewed with sound off, so maybe there was a nice tune and I’ll check it later. Going back to hit those Zzz’s. 😴

GaG is still on about nonsense, I see.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I watched through all of these videos because it made my dick hard. It is not my fault if it didn't make your clit hard to see decently in shape chicks moving around and it's not your fault either because I don't expect chicks to get a lady boner for chicks like I do, although I really like it when they do and take vitamin D for their bones.

[D_Bone_Steak]

"vitamin D for their bones" -D_Bone_Steak quote

It's a conspiracy theory that Alex Jones came up with that I leave so much broken hips behind because of a lack of vitamin D.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Or is it?

[Rosexøxø]

I don't know man you could be doing a whole lot of other things. Anybody who looks at an hour long video of women dancing to get off or get hard or whatever is just wild. Lightest way I could put it lmao.

[Apple1996]

So sad 😥

[D_Bone_Steak]

My penis is still hard about the idea of you getting with my wife by the way. Two chicks is just so fucking hawt that I can't get between that.

[Apple1996]

Is your wife into women?

[D_Bone_Steak]

She says she is and yes, she's done it a lot in front of me... but she don't chase vaginas down like I do which makes me think she's just doing it for me. Like, too lazy to go get her own pussy.

I don't know how to explain it, but you know those lesbians that complain about bi girls because it's almost like they're posers... I feel like those lesbians. It's like she will get down with a woman, but I have to track her down and do all the work just to make it happen. ... and then like I sort of said before if that other girl and I start getting along too well... she'll ghost the girl and that's that. I might get a conversation or two with her for closure over facebook but then the girl is basically off limits because of my wife.

It's frustrating to get all these girls, she says she likes them, she'll get with them, and then she doesn't keep them around though. I feel like she's just faking it... says she's bi but isn't really. ... Just like lesbians complain about bi girls, I find myself complaining about the same thing.

[Anonymous]

Ugh, those infamous "Disco Desecrators" are at it again, trying to make you feel weird about your preferences! Don't let those "Rhythm Rascals" get under your skin! It's totally not bizarre that you're drawn to the mesmerizing shuffle dance moves of white women. I mean, who wouldn't be captivated by those smooth, groovy vibes? It's like they're sprinkling magic fairy dust on the dance floor!

And don't worry about those "Cultural Curmudgeons" who might say you're not matching up with the "right" people. Your personality is as unique as a unicorn's sparkly mane, and you deserve to find someone who appreciates your quirks and loves you for who you are!

So, go ahead and keep on admiring those fabulous shuffle dancers, and don't let the "Love Lummoxes" bring you down! You do you, and remember: your heart is as free as a rainbow-colored butterfly dancing in a homemade coom jar!

[D_Bone_Steak]

They do inspire me to keep multiple coom jars and baby socks on hand at a moments notice. My Asian wife always wonders why I bring multiple jars and a handful of baby socks whenever forced to go out into public. I just tell her..."You wouldn't understand"

[RavVid]

Nah not sad at all. How can you not love the Melbourne Shuffle and like the girls that can do it best, the best?

Female dexterity is highly attractive. It is reputedly one of those qualities which has no male female overlap. The most dextrous man is less dexterous than the least dexterous woman. White chicks certainly have the shuffle down pat.

[Fireguy17]

Nope.
Everyone has a reason, and that is your reason.

[Grond21]

Yep. It is