How to be polite online?

[simpleled086]

[Douglas1179]

Bro, being polite online is like trying to bench press your own weight with one hand -- kind of pointless. I mean, just flex your virtual muscles and drop TMI bombs left and right, am I right?

Like, why you going to say "please" and "thank you" like some simp when you can straight-up tell a chick you want to bang her so hard she'll forget her own name? Can you imagine, balls deep in that junk like "What's your name, girl?" And she like, I don't remember coz of that fierce thrusting in my back door.

Shoo, you see a hot profile pic, just comment, "Damn, girl, you look like a Victoria's Secret model after a 10-mile run. I bet you could give me a handy that'd make me forget my own birthday!" See what I'm saying bro?

Now, if you're feeling a little lonely, masturbation goes a long way. Just make sure you're using the right moves, like pretending you're rubbing one out on the moon, because zero gravity equals zero resistance, right? No means yes in zero gravity. Yeah, science!

[ohsheeT]

The same way you're being played to your mother the same way you're being polite to the old lady going into the grocery store it's the same concept be nice you don't need to be a dick if you need to be then your one

[Anonymous]

Think of the other person's feelings when you talk to them.

[Nikki1989]

It can be really hard on websites like this one.

[DryGermanGuy]

Just imagine your parents, teachers and work colleagues getting everything to read that you post online.

[Connie88]

Being the same way you are in real life. It’s not that hard.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't worry about it. Just be a dude of standards and boundaries and the rest will take cate of itself.

[ehatsham_hussain]

I am agreed with @Connie88

[HoldingtheSword]

It's very simple. Just do it.

[NicholasRedone]

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