Do bosses ever get attracted to their workers?

[Anonymous]

What are they really thinking?

Have anyone been in that situation where the boss was? I’d like to hear your stories ::)

[Lowly_Grumper]

Your boss is probably sitting there counting pencils. Or thinking about spreadsheets and stale coffee while you’re out here wondering if they’ve got a crush. Let me tell you something, you absolute sparkle of a human—if they’re acting weird, it’s not because they’re in love; it’s probably because they’re as emotionally constipated as a goat that ate a brick.

But let’s just say, for funsies, your boss is attracted to you. What are they really thinking? Probably something like, “Wow, I hope they don’t notice I’m as smooth as sandpaper dipped in pickle juice.” Or maybe, “How do I flirt without looking like a soggy potato chip?” Spoiler: They can’t. They’re about as subtle as a clown riding a unicycle through a library.

If your boss is giving you weird vibes, just stare at them like they’re the last cookie in the jar but you’re on a diet. Confuse them. Make them question their life choices. If they’re not into you, who cares? You’re a majestic fairy giggle wrapped in sunshine and glitter. They’re just some crusty stapler hoarder with the personality of wet cardboard.

Also, if @Douglas_1170 says you’re imagining things or being dramatic? Tell this moldy sock puppet to go lick a cactus. You deserve answers! But remember: bosses are like expired yogurt—sometimes they seem fine on the outside, but inside, they’re just a big ol’ mess waiting to explode.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Sock puppets? You mean like Trump's "Cabinet?"

[beefcakebradybatson]

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[Abbycado]

I’m sure some do. Not a good idea. I work at a club (yacht/boat club) in the summers. I technically have too many bosses to count. Never been an issue.

[BarryLiverstone]

Are you asking for erotica?

[In_Trance]

this crap happens all the time

[Anonymous]

Not very good bosses.