Have you ever left your hotel maid a message on how your night went?

[coachTanthony]

[Zack-Bann]

Once upon a time I went to a hotel where this girl was staying and she had a flight in the morning.
Found out she was on her period but she was down if I was


So we ended up turning the hotel room into a literal crime scene.


I wasn’t prepared for how heavy her flow was
Even the curtains had blood spattered all over them on the other side of the bed


Felt bad for the cleanup crew.
We did wash a few things in the sink to avoid the blood seeping in but honesty there wasn’t much we could do

[NathanDavis]

I would leave some extra tip...

[coachTanthony]

🤣🤣🤣

[MemeSupreme]

okay so you know how most hotels got some cockroaches coming in and out of the carpet

well one time it was so bad that i stayed up and killed most i could find, then i laid them all out in letters saying "fuk u" and wrote on the note thing on the night stand saying "fix that shit bc i've never seen so many before"

[DryGermanGuy]

I thankfully never encountered cockroaches in my hotel stays. That's disgusting. :-/

[MemeSupreme]

that's surprising lol

but yeah it's very disgusting

[Tstrbrainer]

She just exterminated the cockroaches for the hotel and paid them?
It's a win for the hotel.

[Valdemort]

"Thanks for having me over, glad I came"

[OlderAndWiser]

This vaguely reminds me to how the stewards on some cruise lines twist and shape the towels to look like animals.

[coachTanthony]

Yeah those amateurs lol

[fish5505_87]

This clearly work that belongs in MOMA!

[dreamstar72]

A few years ago I went on a business trip with a friend on our last night we decided to have some fun. I wrote a note that said “wished you were here last night, love Sammy”, then attached a hundred to the note.

[purplepoppy]

Origami orgasms are too hard. I just leave a few photos.

[HungTexan]

That sheet sculpture is hilarious. I think the maids usually know how my night went: bed linens scattered everywhere, covered with various sexual secretions, the smell of sex likely permeating the room, and the large tip on the nightstand.

[vickiezalez]

No... But that's a great idea🤣

I'll leave a tip for putting up with my honesty

[KittygosMeoWW]

I try not to leave a mess but it’s happened where my ex and I fucked all over a hotel room to the extent it was a bit noticeable.

[NicholasRedone]

That's just rude to the staff ⚕️ who are already tired + more rooms and low wage 😕

[coachTanthony]

It's a great laugh for them and I always leave a surprise tip... not everything has to be a negative

[Kelly6]

@coachTanthony I always leave them a message lol

[AviatorTom]

Very creative.

[Joshydavid25]

What immature artist is out here taking the time to create this silly sh! t..

[coachTanthony]

A damn good one

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah, a very good one..

[Shortkay4568]

She opened the door while I was ass up Orgasming violently

[jjj101010]

The maid saw u?

[OneViewpoint]

Uh no, I don't generally have time for ummm... art... in the morning.

[fish5505_87]

😅😂 That took a lot of work!

[coachTanthony]

🤣🤣🤣

[Wiredone]

I've never stayed in a hotel

[WhitneySnow]

No lol

[exitseven]

hahahahha too funny.

[Manuelwe]

You forgot to put your hand