What’s the safest way to secretly sneak a guy into your home?

[TheLovelyWoman]

I like driving us into my garage, close the garage door, and then enter the house through there.

[Bricealan]

@thelovelywoman I have agonized over that for many years!!! When I was in my 20's, my girlfriend lived with her parents, and we never had sex in her bed or late at night when her mom and dad were home and HOPEFULLY asleep in their bed. Her bedroom was in a room with side windows but high off the ground. I agonized about how to get there without a ladder, get in her bedroom/bed and screw her late at night, then get out and away without being discovered. Never came up with a way to safely do that.

[abc3643]

What the fuck is your problem?
You claim you are married yet every single question of yours is about you a slut.

Do you get off on making your husband feel like shit?
Do you get off bullshitting us?
Do you get off committing infidelity?
Do you not have control of your hormones and maturity... at 42? !

I used to be fine with your questions, but now I have reached the point at where I am disgusted by them.

[abc3643]

Seriously, look in the mirror and ask yourself what sort of human being you are.

[Anonymous]

Why does a 42 year old woman have to sneak someone inside? That's a high school thing.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Cause she's cheating on her husband

[OneViewpoint]

Roll him up in a rug mafia style. Ask a neighbor to help bring the rug inside. Then invite the neighbor to fuck you too. That shouldn't be a stretch for you. Then tell him to put out the word to the rest of the guys in the neighborhood. Maybe get your own website and have a calendar so anyone who knows your husband can schedule a fuck with you.

[DryGermanGuy]

In women’s clothes, maybe? 🤔

[Bricealan]

@thelovelywoman Oh you cad you, telling this woman how to cheat! LOLOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 Not a bad idea, though?

[DryGermanGuy]

@Bricealan
I doubt us making any suggestions for or against it would change the course ma'am is generally taking. She is basically the proud posterchild of cheating.

[Bricealan]

@DryGermanGuy Just between you and I, I think 'the lovely woman' just wants to be controversial

[DryGermanGuy]

If by that, you mean on top of everything else, then maybe yes.

[molonski2]

Sneak him in though garage when husband not there you mean?

[TheLovelyWoman]

Yes.

[MrChinaski]

I have this one regular. He enters through the chimney. No-one has ever caught us. He could do with a shave, though.

[andreasderjuengere]

Let him put on a dog costume and walk him in through the front door - on a leash.

[robocop666]

that or over the back. you dont want the neighbors seeing

[Calyptomaniac]

Safest would be in bubble wrap.

[Bklynbadboy12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[StevenMcGarrett]

Ha ha ha

[_Jenny_]

I don’t have a garage @thelovelywoman

[ThisSiteSux]

Why would you have to sneak anyone into your home?

[TheLovelyWoman]

Don’t want the neighbors in see.

[ThisSiteSux]

If you have to sneak you are doing something shitty

[scott04sa22]

Sounds uncalibrated

[eagle1951]

sounds good