How to make an effective decoy when sneaking out? HELPPPPP?

[Anonymous]

I need help sneaking out. And don't tell me not to do it hah. OK SO BASICALLY HERE IS MY SITUATION: so myparents know I've tried to sneak out once before (that was the only time i attempted it) and basically, i sleep on the bottom half of a bunkbed. My parents rarely come into my room in the middle of the night, but just in case, does anyone have any advice or tips? my plan is to go out the sliding back door (its pretty quiet) and have my friends pick me up outside my house. The house is one-story and the floorboards are not too creaky. also, my main problem is making a believable decoy for my bed. HELP?

[lordAlex818]

You can have somebody else pretend to be you and sleep in your bed, and then they leave when you get back.

[Asker]

that would never work lol. who would wanna spend the night in my bed?