Questions: Dating

That's me. I am not very much of a talker. That doesn't mean I am introverted or shy.

I also have a hard time coming up with interesting topics or funny jokes since I spent most of my life "shackled" in codependency and abuse and focusing on breaking free from it all (and I made it through). No, not as a prisoner.

I talk to the girl for a few minutes. But like im not interested. Like im almost gay. And then i ask will you marry me after i act like she's funny or smart.

So far its worked well on females who are marriage minded. On females who aren't, it hasn't worked at all.

Another thing I've been doing is introducing myself "Hey my name is...(a comical name) " while wearing something respectable. Then i immediately say something about her body, almost like a creep would do. Works every time. Every time.